Breaking Newz!!!
Posted by: FTR Newz Update! on 04/23/2003 at 21:25
"WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS!"
*Camera cuts away from FTR Classics to Jon Stewart, sitting at his desk.*
Jon: This just in: Cookie Monster has gone missing! In case you missed today's episode of Sesame Street, there was a huge argument between The Big Show and the disturbed blue puppet with a fetish for cookies, and things really started heating up when Cookie was making accusing Chavoman of being a bank robber. Big Show got mad, and started to threat Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster proceeded to say: "(BEEP) YOU, SHOW! WHY DON'T SHOW PAINT HIMSELF GREEN?!!" What that means, we don't know, but that caused Big Show to leave, and soon, The Incredible Bulk came out. When that happened, Cookie Monster said: "(BEEP) THIS (BEEP)! COOKIE OUT LIKE DEAF KIDS IN MUSICAL CHAIRS!!!" Cookie Monster left, and hasn't been seen since. This is the Daily- oh whoops, this is FTR Breaking News. I'm Jon Stewart.
