My Flight from Mexico to Chicago (Incredible Bulk and Rey Mysterio Jr read)
Posted by: Lion Heart Chrs Jericho on 04/23/2003 at 04:35
*Normal FTR programming is interrupted as Ralphus and Chris Jericho are live in Mexico, they are still looking for Rey Mysterio Senior as the Might Night Wars is paused as Chris Jericho and Ralphus are on screen. Chris Jericho then begins to walk down the street. He has on some black jeans with a Techno Team 2oo3 shirt on. Ralphus has on his white tee that is too small and some black jeans.*
Chris Jericho: Jerky, come on already.
Ralphus: I am coming, You have a message in your cell phone, Boss.
Chris Jericho: For once you do me some good Ralphus. I wonder who it is this time.
*Then you see Jericho checking his voice mails as the scene fades in*
Chris Jericho: It was FTR Office, Rey Mysterio Jr has accepted my challenge, but they want to know if I am up for a Incredible Bulk rematch.
Ralphus: You gonna take it boss.
Chris Jericho: Ralphus, give me a god damn minute to think.
*Then Jericho and Ralphus head to the Limo and drive off as the camera fades out as Mean Gene and The Coach as announcing the Wars Show*
Coach: What is up with those two, I can't believe Jericho would disrespect Rey Mysterio Jr like that.. Rampage could get interesting between those two.
Gene: Couch I see a great match up at Rampage.
*Then he see Jericho and Ralphus pull up in there limo as are getting on the plane and flying to Chicago Illinois as the scene cuts back in*
Chris Jericho: Now that Rey Mysterio Jr has fallen into my hands, I need to finish off some business. Now I can't believe that Incredible Bulk or whomever he is would even think to challenge the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla. I mean he wouldn't last 30 minutes with me. That ass clown couldn't hold an intelligent conversation with me let alone wrestling a match against me. Now he seems to think that Cookie Monster or that thing he calls a manager lost him that match, but if it hadn't been for his manager I would have destroyed him anyway. Walls of Jericho would have finished him off very easily I might add.
Ralphus: So I guess you have accepted his rematch.
Chris Jericho: Ass Clown don't talk like that again! Sometimes I wonder why I drag you along.
Ralphus: I protect you!
Chris Jericho: (in a sarcastic voice) Ya sure you do! Ralphus: I do.
Chris Jericho: Now back to my matches for Rampage, Where are we going anyway?
Flight Attendant: Chicago Illinois
Chris Jericho: Interesting......
*Then Jericho phone rings as he picks it up*
Chris Jericho: Yes,
Voice: Where are you heading?
Chris Jericho: Chicago Illinois, going to Rampage.
Voice: Good!
Chris Jericho: Meet me at the Hotel in Chicago,
Voice: Will do.
Chris Jericho: Until then.
*Then Jericho hangs up the phone as the camera fades back in*
Ralphus: Who was that?
Chris Jericho: None of your damn business, You and the rest of the world will know in time. Now I have to talk to Edge and Christian about Rampage on Sunday.
Ralphus: About what?
Chris Jericho: Don't Worry about it!
*Jericho Looks into the camera*
Chris Jericho: Now Rey Mysterio Jr and The Incredible Bulk Rampage is around the corner and you only have a few days to get ready. I have trained hard and you ass clowns don't stand a chance. So you will face a man with 1004 holds and the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla the Pargon of Virtue The Man who out wrestle you both at Rampage. So You should know you will never EVVVER be the same again!
*Then the camera fades to black the scene ends with Jericho dialing some phone number.*
