The scene is Gothamtropolis Memorial Hospital AKA a tenement building with a sign on the front. The scene is one of Chaos and utter calamity, as many people have besieged Gothamtropolis memorial hospital in an attempt to garner treatment for one ailment or another so much so that they have to had to turn people away. The eye of the camera opens to the heels of Doctor Trent Jacobs as he makes his rounds. The camera Crew from FTR Satellite TV following his every move.
While this is not you’re a-typical hospital environment, my brother in Law juicy and his partners at IQ industries have done there best to provide the greatest of medical equipment. Lots of flashing lights and buttons. I understand that there was recently an attack on some people believed to be orchestrated by some one unexpected. Yes One of our close personal friends and benefactors, Known to you FTR folks as the Chocolate Boy Wonder, was beaten to within an inch of his life by a masked man carrying a pony. Make sure that your cellular phone is off. He sustained massive head trauma after being beaten about the face with some sort of stick He was beaten about the face, breast, chest neck and head. His dreadlocks were pulled from his head. All he kept saying was he thought I was Booker T, He thought I was Booker T. I warn you this is not pretty.
the two men enter the makeshift hospital room, as the camera enters the room we see a police sketch artist a gruff policeman who resembles Giancarlo Esposito in the Usual Suspects, and a midget hopping around on a pogo stick The eye of the camera swings to the bed where one of Booker T’s sidekicks the Chocolate boy wonder lay, his eyes swollen shut his lips swollen so they resemble two large yam bags.
Trent: Officer you can’t smoke that cigar in here
Giancarlo Esposito: Shut up this punk got we he deserved. I just want to ask him some questions, sir you said that there was a figure that you saw. Can you describe him to this man?
the meat puddle on the bed shakes his head
Giancarlo Esposito: Do you know who did this to you
CBW: (muffled) Kaiser Soze
Giancarlo: Did you say Kaiser Soze?
CBW: Uh uh Chavbo serze
Giancarlo: Chita Rivera? What does that mean
CBW: (Sitting up) man it means Chavo Man Chavo man you silly bastard damn you can’t be dramatic with some people.
Trent: who is Chavo man? Giancarlo: Chavo Man is a myth like the loch Ness Monster and the Female orgasm, something that could never be substantiated; He was a story that crooks told their kids to keep them from being bad. If you steal then Chavo man would come and get you and beat your ass and then take you to the Hall of Just-us. They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood. The FBI has a file on him 4 inches thick it’s just that no one has been able to prove that he really exists.
Trent: and No one’s ever seen this guy
Giancarlo: Well aside from the TV thing, which is his legitimate front…the stories were always second hand, you know someone knew a guy who worked for a guy who was busted in the lip by chavoman. Hey Kid Can you describe what he looks like.
CBW: yessss
Giancarlo: I think we may have caught our first break on the Case, get me Dan Cianese over at FBI headquarters… I think I have something he may need to look at.
