Be Warned (Undertaker)
Posted by: Big Show on 04/19/2003 at 16:35
*We're back to Sesame Street once again, with your hosts, Big Show and Cookie Monster!
Cookie: Hey, kids! Today, Show, Cookie and Count teach you chumps how to count by using our favorite food, COOKIES!!! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!!!
*Big Show rolls his eyes.*
Cookie: What wrong, Show? You LOVE cookies! Why you roll eyes?
Big Show: Well, to be honest, I'm really not in the mood to do this today.
Cookie: Why? What wrong?
Big Show: Well, people have been asking me what I'm going to do about The Undertaker. Some say that I'm a coward since my beatings at Genesis. I just need to address this right now, Cookie and kids. You see, kids, The Undertaker is the real coward. He hired Destructive Lightning because he knows that he can't beat me one on one. It's obvious that if I challenge him again, he's just going to get his minions on me again one way or another. So I have a plan on how to stop him. If I take out his minions one by one, The Undertaker will be helpless. He is already nothing, but he'll be a nothing without people to do his dirty work. That's one of the reasons why I made my challenge to Destructive Lightning. I don't care about the fact that they're not part of the Fatal Army, they did work for him and now they're going to pay. So, Undertaker, be warned: your time here is running out. If you decide to interfere in my match against Nathan Jones or get your friends out there, I'll be ready. I'll be ready.
*And with that, The Count comes in and they all do their Cookie song.*
