All you can see is a shiny golden surface as this word is muttered. The camera pans back, and you can see it is one of the FTR tag team championship belts. The voice, seems all too familiar.
Gertner: Well, well, well…
You know it was coming. Joel Gertner. You can’t see him, but his nasty sweaty ass is there. Can’t you smell it?
Gertner: After it’s all said and done, the one and only team who was worthy of wearing the tag team gold ended up winning tag team gold. We told you it would happen. You knew. Hell, we did it 7 times before, so why was 8 so shocking? Did you really thing in your heart of hearts that any other team would be allowed the honor of winning the Big Dick Dudley memorial tournament OTHER than the collective unit of Buh Buh Ray and D-Von, your Dudley Boyz.
The camera pans back a bit further to show the second belt under the first one.
Gertner: I could ramble off some bullshit about fate, about destiny, about some cosmic ballet making this all possible, but come on people. We all know the truth. The Dudley Boyz are just flat out better. If they hadn’t won, you would have been even more shocked. Lets us be honest here for a moment. The Dudley Boyz have owned this division over the past few years. OWNED IT. I think I have the deed at home somewhere. No team has ever been able to truly dethrone the kings of tag team wrestling. Do you get me people? The FTR tag team division is DEAD. We killed it. In fact the only team who even comes close to being able to beat my Dudley Boyz, are my Dudley Boyz.
The camera pans back even further, and now you can see Joel standing over the two belts.
Gertner: Lets get this straight people. FTR tag team wrestling is over. It is a thing of the past. THE DREAM IS DEAD FOLKS! All tag teams should split up now, and try out their singles careers. There will never be another tag team champion crowned, EVER in the FTR again. Why do you ask?
Into the screen walk Buh Buh Ray and D-Von.
Gertner: Well, because you have to get through them to do it.
Buh Buh Ray: And there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it.
