Another day
Posted by: 3to be on 04/15/2003 at 21:54
*Coverage resumes of FTR television. Once again only shadows of three men are visible. Two of the three men shake each others hands as they sit down opposite a desk.*
Glad to see you two were able to make it.
*Both men shake their heads up and down.*
Well I know you two are busy settling your last minute issues or ordeals before committing yourself to the FTR contract. Let me just say that all is still in order as we last spoke. However, there is no set date on how or when you will debut.
I aint worried about it. I don’t mind staying home while I get paid. It aint important.
No this is very important. You just want to be called out of nowhere to wrestle for one day? You have family? Friends? Important people or matters? Trust me this matters. This business can take a lot more out of you then you can put right into it. Sometimes its rewards are not near as worth as the blood you may shed in a night. Im here to prepare the two of you on what is ahead. And maybe with this you wont make some of the small mistakes I made. I have done it all and seen it all as I said before and I know I see promising material in the both of you.
Then when do you wanna start with the important crap.
Be patient. Listen to me. This is an entertainment-based business. Which means you entertain the fans. Its going to take a little bit of time before the two of you go out to that ring and start your agenda. You have to work on your character. You just cant go out there rubbing that two dollar vegetable oil that’s in the back all over you, walk to the ring and yell making you sound like a coyote. Many people make that mistake. You two men wont. Also, remember this. Never cross this business.
Huh?
Ha ha. Ok. Never bite the hand that feeds you. Get on their bad side and you will wind up worse then Sean Waltman.
I didn’t think it got any worse then that.
Wrong. Look at scott Hall.
Ok point made.
Ok well I have to cut this meeting short. I have a plane to catch in about an hour. I have left several papers for the two of you to read. One of the papers for each of you must be signed and delivered to me within a weeks time. If you two need anything at all just give me a call. Any questions?
Nope.
Na.
Ok then. Ill talk to you guys soon.
* One leaves his desk and exits the room. The other two men now get up from the desk and leave the room as well*
You ever see that Ragu Sauce commercial with those fat Italian women?
Yea reminds me of my Aunt. I hate that bitch. And Ragu. Buy prego.
