Acceptance (Jericho, Big Show)
Posted by: Destructive Lightning on 04/15/2003 at 15:35
*We see Nathan Jones and Rey Mysterio, Jr. watching a tape of Jericho in Mexico.*
Rey: That son of a bitch! What the hell does he think he's doing? It's a good thing my dad could whoop his ass, otherwise I might have worried. Still, it makes me incredbily mad. Nathan, I know our policy is not to fight matches unless we get paid for it-
Jones: It's cool. This is family we're talking about.
Rey: If a match is what he wants, then a match he'll get. If Jericho has beef with me, then he can settle it in the ring with me.
Jones: Speaking of having beef with us, what about Big Show?
Rey: Who is this guy? First, he's throwing cameras and attacking puppets, now he's quoting the Bible?
Jones: I think that was The Incredible Bulk who attacked Cookie Monster, not Big Show.
Rey: Whatever. The point is, this guy is insane. And with his power, that's mighty dangerous. And, even worse, he's against us now. He issued a challenge to one of us.
Jones: Don't worry, I can take him. He might be big, but I'm also big, and he's soft. Who's the one who just got out of jail? He'll be no problem.
Rey: All right.
The phone rings. Nathan Jones picks it up.
Jones: Destructive Lightning. We destroy shit like none other! How may we help you?...Oh, hey...yeah...another contract...holy shit...that's a lot of money. What do you want us to do?...
Jones gets wide-eyed.
Jones: What? That'll kill him! I'm not going back-...oh, well then, that's no biggie. Can I call you back? I need to talk it over with my partner. Bye.
*Jones hangs up, still wide-eyed.
Rey: What?
Jones: We gotta talk. Somewhere safe.
*They both leave the room, and the camera shuts off.*
