A challenge
Posted by: Big Show on 04/14/2003 at 22:11
*We're once again on the set of Sesame Street. The Incredible Bulk has stormed off, and Big Show comes back out. Cookie Monster is still gone. Big Show speaks.*
Hey kids! I'm sorry if The Bulk scared you, but he's a good friend of mine, and sometimes he just pops up. Anyway, I was talking to him one day, and he proved a good point. Destructive Lightning is evil. Citizens Rey and Nathan, I...I mean, that's what The Bulk calls them. Rey and Nathan, you bring no justice. You don't care about Mervin. You only did your deed for Mervin for the money and the chance to "destroy THINGS". They say a different word instead of "things", but since that is a naughty word, it will not be repeated on this show. You, Rey and Nathan, are no more good than The Undertaker. That brings me to my challenge to you. One of you, I don't care who, shall face me in a match at Rampage. I don't care about stipulations, I don't care about who's at ringside. You took me out twice, and my friend Bulk once. Your "excuse" that it was only for the money is no good. "The love of money is the root of all evil." We want revenge, and we shall get it.
Well, that's about all the time we have today. Thank you, Bulk, for coming on the show once again. In the words of Mr. Foley, "Have a nice day!"
*And with that, the credits come up, and the next show, "Conan the Librarian", starts.*
