(The FTR Channel is showing another match from the FTR's constant action, as Viscera and Akeem The African Dream are taking on TAKA and Funaki at a show in Detroit. TAKA and Funaki tell Viscera and Akeem about the free buffet backstage, and a short ten count later, TAKA and Funaki are the winners by countout. As they leave the ring, "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath blasts over the arena's sound system as that purveyor of Just-Us, Iron-Stevie makes his way to the ring, with The Scar-Lita Witch at his side. They slap hands with the fans on their way to the ring, and grab a microphone on their way in.)
Iron-Stevie: Alas good citizens of Motor City, I appreciate your cheers, but nay, I am undeserving of them. I tried my best to restore myself to my former greatness by once again claiming the title that made me what I am today, the Iron Man Championship, but alas, Citizen Rock had other plans. I put up no fight whatsoever, and no sooner had I entered the ring, then Citizen Rock knocked me back out and out of the match.
(Iron-Stevie is visibly upset, and The Scar-Lita Witch is doing her best to console him.)
Iron-Stevie: Alas, I have no excuse for my lack of fortitude. Nay, all I can do is ask for the forgiveness of you good citizens who paid to see the match, and received no satisfaction of seeing Just-Us prevail.
“Just-Us?”
(A distorted voice comes from seemingly everywhere at once, as it is piped in through the sound system of the arena. The FTRTron comes alive and shows us a backstage area. The camera pans to the left, but is stopped short before it can show us who is doing the talking.)
Off-camera voice: Now, now, Mr. Cameraman. How many times must I tell you and your co-workers that I do not wish to be seen on camera? If I did, I would surely stand right in front of the lens instead of standing off to the side and having you point the camera in another direction.
(Ahh, this must be that same person who we have seen talking to both The Genetic Freaks and Three Minute Warning.)
Off-camera voice: Now, you “good citizens” have seen, anyone who listens to my advice, is met with success. The Genetic Freaks heeded my advice when they faced Two O.G.s in the Big Dick Dudley Memorial Tag Team Tournament, and they were victorious. Three Minute Warning heeded my advice when they faced Team Extreme in the Big Dick Dudley Memorial Tag Team Tournament, and they too were victorious. Now, Iron-Stevie, you have not heeded my advice, and so, you were most un-victorious. You see Iron-Stevie, what you failed to realize is that every super-hero comes complete with a super-villian. Chavoman has seemingly found his, and now it is time for you to find yours. I am your arch-nemesis, Iron-Stevie, and I will not rest until Just-Us prevails no more.
(At that second all the lights in the arena go out and the four ringposts explode in eerie blue flames, lighting the top rope on fire as well, surrounding Iron-Stevie and The Scar-Lita Witch.)
