Steve "The Fan" sits on his favorite bean bag chair, watching Survivor Series 1992 on his old Magnavox, sipping on a mountain dew. Hawk is digging around in the mini-fridge by the washer, Animal and Kendo Ka Shin are playing bumper pool, at the bumper pool table naturally.
Hawk: Steve, I've been awake for a good half hour, and I haven't had one…NOT ONE drink yet. Where the hell do you keep the PBR?
Hawk continues digging through the mini-fridge.
Steve: I don't know what you're looking for, buddy. I told you on Thursday that we were going to cut back on your alcohol consumption. We're in training.
Hawk shrugs off Steve, and pulls a flask out of his tights. Kendo Ka Shin sinks the 2 ball into the corner pocket
Animal: Training? Training for what?
Steve: For your glorious return to the wrestling business, stupid.
Animal: Oh.
Kendo Ka Shin sinks the 7 ball.
Steve: Damn it. Okay, how about this- we'll warm up our minds to start this training session: 6 degrees of wrestling separation. We'll start with an easy one- Animal- The Undertaker and Kane.
Animal: Ummm…Okay, here goes- Kane was Isaac Yankem DDS, who wrestled Bret Hart in a cage match on Monday Night Raw in 1995 with Jerry Lawler suspended above the cage within a cage. Jerry Lawler was defeated by Sid Vicious a year earlier for the USWA Title- Sid Vicious crapped his pants in a match with the Undertaker.
Steve: uhhh…Good, I suppose. You know, you could have just said that they were brothers.
Kendo Ka Shin sinks the 4 ball, all that's left is the 8 ball. Animal hasn't gotten a single ball in any hole.
Steve: Alright, Hawk, you give it a try. Hawk? Hawk?
Hawk is passed out on the couch.
Steve: You guys are worthless. It looks like we've got a lot of work to do…
Animal: By work, I hope you mean not work at all- but rather laying around playing WWF Royal Rumble for the SNES…
