Meanwhile, at the hospital...
Posted by: Chavoman on 04/10/2003 at 15:30
*The screen shifts to that aforementioned hospital in Atlanta, where Mean Gene Okerlund is laying in his bed, a bandage wrapped around his head. The curtain is suddenly blown back by a breeze, waking the old wrestling announcer.*
MGO: Zzzz...wha? A draft? NURSE!
*Before anyone can here him, a shadowy orange and black figure swoops in. He stands tall as Mean Gene looks at him...*
MGO: Cha...Chavoman?!?!
Chavoman: Defender of the Innocent, good Citizen Okerlund! But pray tell what HORRIBLE injustice has befallen you! I heard that you were hospitalized here, and I immediately leaped onto the Chavomobile and came here to Atlanta to see what has happened!
MGO: From Detroit?!
Chavoman: You underestimate my Chavo-like speed, sir! But still-
MGO: And Epep? Where's he?
Chavoman: Guarding the Chavomobile, of course. Anyways, what has happened to you that you lay invalid in a hospital bed?
MGO: Well, I-invalid?!
Chavoman: Please, go on, old chum.
MGO: Old chum?!
Chavoman: Please, I must DEFEND you-you are innocent, you see, and I am Defender of the Innocent, ergo-
MGO: Okay, okay, I get it.
Chavoman: Good. Proceed, Citizen Okerlund.
MGO: Well, I was headed for the snack machine in the lobby of my hotel to get some Cheetos...
Chavoman: Ooh! I love Cheetos! Do you have any left?
MGO: I never got there!
Chavoman: Pity. So you're here for a lack of Cheetos?
MGO: Yes-NO!
Chavoman: Please make up your mind.
MGO: I am HERE because while I was going for the Cheetos, I was knocked from behind by someone...I don't know who, but he hits me on the back of the head, and I started to fall down the steps. As I fell, the last thing I heard before I blacked out was a battle cry of "SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Chavoman: Zounds! This sounds like Booker T...yet certainly no.
MGO: Well, I think it certainly WAS!
Chavoman: Too simple. Another villain must be at work. I will get back to the Chavomobile and have Epep phone Iron-Stevie and The Incredible Bulk on the Just-Us Phone. There is EVIL afoot!
MGO: ...ninety percent of those things don't exist.
Chavoman: Yes they do. You're just confused from the headwound. Now away I go. TO THE CHAVOMOBILE!!!
*Chavoman nods to Mean Gene, then LEAPS from the window. No crash is heard, so he probably landed safely.*
