Sesame Street is Back!
Posted by: Big Show on 04/09/2003 at 21:11
*We're back to Sesame Street, where things seem to be returning to normal. We see Big Show and Cookie Monster hosting the show for the first time since Genesis, and we are sure to find out what Big Show has to say about losing the Extreme Title.*
Big Show: Hi, kids! Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED Sesame Street, with your hosts, Big Show and Cookie Monster! First, I would like to apologize if I scared any of you kids with my violence, threats, sexual innuendos, or even my language. Thanks to Destructive Lightning, who kidnapped me and showed me videos of my evil ways, courtesy of JLAP, I realized my evil ways, and am now working on becoming less evil.
Cookie: Show, you better wrestler when evil. Look at you, you lost first TWO matches after being "less evil".
Big Show: Two? Hah hah, Cookie. I only wrestled ONE match, silly. I faced The Undertaker for the Extreme Title, and got screw- I mean, CHEATED, and lost the match and title. But you know what, Cookie? I'm GLAD I lost! Because weapons are evil, and I don't think I need weapons to win matches.
Cookie: Evil or not, you still LOST, Show. You suck as being "good". Fuck JLAP. Fuck Destructive LIghtning, who took you out THREE times-
Big Show: TWO!
Cookie: THREE times since their debut-
Big Show: TWO! First was a job for JLAP, and the second was a job for The Undertaker. I'm not completely mad at them, they don't have anything against me personally. They're just doing it for the money. And PLEASE, watch the language, Cookie, before I get mad.
Cookie: But there time against Jericho-
*Big Show gives Cookie Monster a stare.*
Cookie: Never mind. Either way, you fucking loser, just like fucking loser friends, Chavoman and Iron-Stevie.
Big Show: AAHHHHHHHHH!
*Big Show starts holding his head and pants heavily.*
Big Show: Kids...coming up..later...special guest...Incredible Bulk! AAAHHHHH!
*Big Show storms off the set, and we cut to The Count, with his classic hit, "The Song of the Count."
