The scene is a busy traffic area in downtown Los Angeles. Normally we wouldn't see FTR cameras in this area, but Kevin Kelly is standing by with a special update.
"Folks, I'm here with some shocking news. Apparently two of our FTR superstars who have been missing in action lately have been so for a reason we never thought of. Brock Lesnar and Ernest "The Cat" Miller have all been called overseas to help the US in their war efforts. The president let the cat out of the bag today that he is sending Deadly Weapons to Iraq! I wouldn't want to be Sadaam Hussein right now, I'll tell you that much. So naturally we won't be seeing these guys for quite some time on FTR television, but best of luck to those superstars."
Kevin touches his ear for a second, appearing to be listening to something else.
"I'm also just getting word on the whereabouts of Kurt Angle. Apparently he is trying to see if he can get into enough shape to train for the 2004 Olympics, and won't be in the FTR for quite some time. This news isn't shocking, as Kurt has been talking about doing this for quite a while, but we hate to see his absence from the FTR."
Kevin nods as the camera cuts off and goes back to the classic Dudleys and Public Enemy feud....
