At the Silverdome
Posted by: Douglas & Storm on 03/24/2003 at 16:29
The scene opens outside of the Pontiac Silverdome. The camera shows an outside view of the huge stadium. The camera moves inside the arena and moves down the hallways. It moves into the dressing room of Douglas & Storm. Douglas is dressed in some casual clothing as is Storm. They are just sitting around talking about there matches for the PPV.
Douglas: The answer you want is zero Austin. I have never fucking main evented a Wrestlemania. I haven't sold the amount of merchandise you have sold, and I am not the fucking millionaire that you are. Does that make me less of a wrestler than you? You see Austin around ten years ago Terry Funk walked into a big hall in Philly and said to me 'Shane I am going to make you a Franchise'. Well Austin you mother fucker I put the E in the ECW. I may have not carried the WWF on my shoulders but I was the fucking man in the ECW. You see Austin I took a company that wasn't worth a shit and I took it to the Nirvana. I got it on PPV, and I made a company that shot promos in a basement a wrestling powerhouse. What the fuck did you do? You took the WWF back to the top. Big deal WCW was putting themselves out of fucking business anyway. Trust me Austin I know because I was there while that piece of shit Bischoff was running that shithole into the ground. So Austin you can sit around and talk as much shit as you want about ECW. I don't really fucking care about it anymore. You can call the superstars of the ECW flunkies or whatever the fuck you want. You can put us down in everyway you feel necessary. Just remember that when my man is kicking your mother fucking ass tonight, I will be the one laughing. You are going to look like a complete jackass and a fucking loser. Thats when I will get the enjoyment, that is when I will get my redemption for what you did to me. You should have thought first before embarresing the Franchise. Now Austin you are the one that is going to be Franchised!
(Douglas gets up and walks out of the dressing. I guess he is going to find his mystery man.)
Storm: Well now that his is done cussing up a storm I guess I finally get some time on the microphone. Now lets talk about something that matters my match at the PPV for the Iron Man title. It looks like Angle and Hogan backed out. Thats just too bad I really wanted to kick the crap out of that idiot Horrace Hogan, or H-bomb whatever that moron is calling himself these days. What he should call his self is Jobber or never was, or better I only have a job because my uncle is the Hulkster. The real same is that Kurt Angle never answered the challenge. I would really take pride in pinning the olympic hero himself. You know to kind of show America that there best wrestler is no match for a Canadian. Kinda like Detroit calling itself Hockey town. I guess you people have never been to a Hockey game in Toronto or Montreal. Now those are hockey towns being they are in Canada. I couldn't help but notice that the Rock now wants into this match. The so called Great One. Well heres a news flash for you Rocky the only Great One is Wayne Gretzky. Another Great Canadian. Your from Miami what comes out of there but a bunch of cocaine. You want to be great you need to be from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Trying training in the Dungeon like myself and Jericho did. You trained with your father who in my opinion was a never was. He doesn't even get the upgrade of has been. I also saw that that idiot Iron Stevie wants in the match. I guess you replace one loser with another, Stevie in for Horace. Seriously that has to be a joke right? Wasn't this guy Dancin Stevie Richards, and Big Stevie Cool a few years ago? Now he thinks he is a super hero, give me a break Stevie, and I don't mean your neck? When you throw guys like that into a match for a title it just loses its meaning. Why don't you just save yourselves the trouble and let me go against Jericho? We are two Canadians and we will give the people a good match. Plus we didn't come up with a stupid stipulation of a chair deathmatch. I mean wasn't the first stip that it was a submissions match? I guess now that the americans are in it the match has to be that you beat your opponites with a chair until they give up. Last time I checked Stevie a chair wasn't a wrestling hold. I guess you didn't learn that back in Philly growing up as a kid. Well I hope you and Rocky are ready for a real lesson in wrestling. A lesson thats from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!
(The scene cuts away from Storm and goes back to Douglas who is in the boiler room of the Silverdome. He is walking around in the dark, the only light comes from a small flash light. Douglas talks while he is walking threw the big room.)
Douglas: This looking around to find this motherfucker is getting old. Who chills in a damn boiler room, the guy isn't Mick Foley. Oh well I guess he can hang out here as long as he fucks up Austin. I can't wait to see that match, the king of no dq matches against the bald head bitch. (Douglas sees something moving. He shines the light on the person you can barely make out the man. He has long hair and isn't dress very well. The man rubs his eyes and stands up. He talks in a low voice.)
Mystery Man: Lets go Shane. Im ready to take Austin out, and he will bad mouth ECW...NEVERMORE!
Douglas: Austin your in for the fight of your life mother fucker.
(Douglas and the Mystery man walk off into the blackness as the sceen fades out.)
