Team Extreme, my ass...
Posted by: The Dudley Boyz on 03/23/2003 at 21:25
“It appears, that our friend Sabu has learned his first words…”
The scene opens up to Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Sign Guy Dudley standing behind Joel Gertner. The voice is Gertners.
Gertner: Well, well, well. It would appear that Sabu has finally learned to ask for what he truly wants. Now, you may ask, how is that so? All he was saying in that last interview was “Dudleyz.” Well, Buh Buh Ray, clue the peons in.
Buh Buh Ray: Well, it is no secret to anyone that Sabu is a sick bastard. He’ll hurt himself in any way possible seemingly for no good reason at all. You all have seen it. When we were rolling with him he did it on a nightly basis. So as you see, he likes pain.
D-Von: And he knows that The Dudley Boyz dish out pain like no other force in FTR history.
Buh Buh Ray: So the Dudleyz = Pain. And if that is what Sabu wants, then that is what he will get. Now, the Big Dick Dudley memorial tournament is all about being the best, so why don’t we make this match about being the worst. Lets make it a no dq, no count out weapons match.
D-Von: I’m about to testify, my brutha.
Buh Buh Ray: We all know that as far as the tournament goes, there is no team that can beat us. We’ve proven that. We don’t need to say it anymore. We do because it pisses you people off. Do we need to fight Team Extreme? Nah. They are our personal jobbers. We ENJOY fighting Team Extreme, because they seem to take the ass kicking just a little bit better than say Corino ever could. We also know we are walking out with a win.
D-Von: It’s coming on brutha.
Buh Buh Ray: Then after that, it’s on to the tournament, where we WILL walk out as tag team champions. That much is a given. Now if you all decided not to give it your best, and look good losing, well, we’ll just have to drag the ass kicking out just that much longer.
D-Von: Nobody phones it in at the ppv. Only A-games will be accepted. Bring your best, even though it will come up short. You ALL will lose. You all will TESTIFY!
Buh Buh Ray: That’s basically it. So many asses to kick, and so little time. We know it’s upsetting, but learn to deal with it, because really, there isn’t a god damned thing you can do about it…
