DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
Posted by: Fonzie & Sabu on 03/23/2003 at 19:03
The scene opens with a figure pacing back and forth across the camera’s view quickly. After a few moments the camera pulls back some to show Bill Alfonso standing with his arms crossed across his chest, puffing his chest to make himself look more menacing.
Fonzie: DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?
Just then the pacing figure stops and blocks the view of Fonzie, its Sabu dressed in his usual garb. He’s wearing a white and green head-dress and shiny green baggy pants. His scars clearly visible all across his chest, arms, neck and face. Sabu lets a low growl creep out. Fonzie puts himself back into the camera’s view of the shoulder of Sabu.
Fonzie: THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BILL ALFONSO! THE MANAGER OF CHAMPIONS AND THE MOST FEARED MAN IN THE FTR! THIS MAN STANDING TO MY LEFT IS THE MOST HOMICIDAL, SUICIDAL, GENOCIDAL MAN ON THE PLANET! HE IS SABU!
Sabu turns to Fonzie and grabs him by his shirt, Sabu shakes Fonzie.
Fonzie: I know, I know! LISTEN UP, BOOKER T YOU MADE A HUGE MISTAKE BY ASKING FOR CHALLENGERS FOR YOUR INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! RODDY PIPER? BUFF BAGWELL? CHAVOMAN? SABU WILL RIP THROUGH THEM LIKE THEY WERE WET PAPER! YOU CAN SIGN UP SABU FOR THIS FOUR WAY MATCH TO SEE WHO IS FIT TO FACE YOU, BOOKER! YOU JUST BETTER HANG ONTO THAT BELT LONG ENOUGH TO HAND IT OVER TO SABU!
Sabu growls and clenches his fist as the scene fades to black.