A li'l Pre-Victory Celebration
Posted by: Eddy Guerrero on 03/23/2003 at 18:37
*Backstage, Pontiac Silverdome. Eddy Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero, Jr., are watching the live feed from Winters, which detailed Jarrett's exact mental state. As the feed shifts back to Genesis hype, Eddy turns it off.*
Eddy: We won, Chavo. We did it. The legend that was Jeff's FTR career is over.
Chavo: Couldn't this be a trick?
Eddy: Chavo, IQ doesn't hire shitty psychologists, okay? He hires the best in the business, everytime. Hell, he could afford to have Freud brought back from the DEAD to see that Jeff wasn't faking this shit. Jeff Jarrett is mentally gone. He can't compete. We won, ese.
Chavo: Yeah, I guess you're right. IQ's going to be angry, though. I mean, we ruined Genesis. It's supposed to be one of the biggest FTR events in history, and we wrecked it. We need to develop post-Genesis plans so you don't suffer.
Eddy: Chavo, Chavo, Chavo. We can do that later. You know how I usually focus so hard on my matches that no other distractions are allowed?
Chavo: Yes.
Eddy: Not this time. We cheated to win, and now we'll win. I just gotta show up, ese. We'll spend the usual "focus time" setting up these plans or whatever.
Chavo: Well, I GUESS that'll work, but-
Eddy: But what?
Chavo: Maybe you should focus. What would Undertaker-
Eddy: Mark Calloway-
Chavo: -right, do if you, God forbid, screw this up?
Eddy: Fuck Calloway. I didn't get this belt for him, I got it for me. I screw up, I deal with it. Not him. Now let's get going. No need hanging around the arena, we got a paid weekend in Detroit.
Chavo: You mean-
Eddy: Yep. We're hitting the town. *Gets up, heading for the door.*
Chavo: But Genesis-
Eddy: *Stops and turns* Fuck that too. Eddy watches out for one thing, and that's Eddy. You knew that. *Heads out.*