*In the middle of busy pre-Genesis programming, an urgent bulletin seizes the FTR airwaves. As before, it is Winters, seemingly more distraught than before. His voice is filled with nervousness as he speaks.*
"Ladies and gentlemen, I shall be brief. Mr. Jarrett, the World title contender at FTR Genesis, is in worse shape than we suspected. He is still incapable of coherent speech, nor, to our knowledge, has he trained at all. In fact, he has practically decided to become a pacifist and refuse to fight at all.
"I'm afraid we don't know what to do. He still talks incessantly of what 'He' would do, which we are now certain is Tom Green. 9 out of 10 times, he is holding, motioning to, or otherwise designating one of the many FTR Licensed Tom Green action figures we have placed in his quarters. Today, he demanded to listen to Led Zeppelin and Metallica all day because, as he said, 'He likes it.' I do not know what else can be done.
"Genius IQ has stated that should Jeff not be able to provide a decent match in the more important match he has, Day Two for the title, that refunds could be offered to Pay-Per-View audiences. Likewise, if Jarrett doesn't recover, he will be removed from FTR action post-Genesis until he recovers.
"Thank you, and good day."
*The feed to Winters is cut, and the FTR pre-Genesis countdown continues...*
