A Familiar Place
Posted by: Big Show on 11/26/2002 at 17:27
*Camera turns on to show a gigantic chocolate chip cookie. Camera turns 90 degrees to show another house, but it zooms in to show a street sign. The letters on the sign slowly become close enough to read: SESAME STREET??? Camera focuses back on the enormous cookie, which turns out to big a chocolate chip cookie house! Cookie Monster and Big Show are shown inside."
Cookie: "Cookie dream home!"
*A silohuette of a mysterious figure comes up to the front door with something in it's hand. Ding Dong! Cookie Monster opens the door: It's Elmo!*
Elmo: "HI, COOKIE MONSTER!"
*Cookie slams the door. Ding Dong!*
Cookie Monster: "Little punk, Big Show come beat crap-"
Elmo: "WELCOME BACK!" *Elmo presents a plate of cookies to Cookie Monster!*
Cookie Monster: "Come in!" *Cookie snatches cookies away from Elmo, Elmo comes in, Cookie shuts the door.*
Elmo: "What bring you back, Cookie?!"
Cookie: "Cookie and Show get away from silliness in FTR until Rampage."
Elmo: : "What kind of silliness, Cookie?"
Cookie: "Well, Cookie give example. Booker T imagine he can beat Show, edit video to make Booker look good. Vader think he can beat Show. HA! He such dumbass! Godfather teaches pimp class, and Juicy think himself as 'Gentleman of Leisure'! Michael Cole think Cookie's version 'Did it all for the Cookie' stupid and talk trash. Finally, after Show beat up Cole, Jarret think he Mr. Rogers or Robinson and warns Show about beating up that chump Cole. FTR too silly! Plus, there not enough cookie!"
*Cookie Monster dumps the plate of cookies in his mouth.*
Elmo: "Wow, Cookie, that sounds like a very silly place! Now that you're back home, we can be best friends!"
*Cookie Monster stares at Elmo and motions to Big Show. Big Show puts Elmo over his head and throws him 500 yards through a window.*
Cookie Monster: "Cookie finished cookies, no need for Elmo now. Prick."
Big Show: "It's people like Michael Cole and Elmo that really piss me off!"
*Cookie Monster and Big Show take out their frustrations on the helpless cookies that they devour as the camera fades out.*
