Now's our chance...
Posted by: The Ruffians on 03/21/2003 at 15:24
*Michael Cole is standing outside an unmarked dressing room door.*
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen - big news for the FTR. I've been told that any minute now, the third challenger of Booker T's four-man number one contender match at Day One of Genesis is going to walk out of this dressing room and give us a statement. There has been much speculation as to who it might be, but...
*The door flings open with authority and out swaggers Tazz in his pinstripe announce suit, orange sunglasses and all.*
Cole: Tazz, what are you doing here?
Tazz: What am I doing here? What the hell do you think I'm doing here, dumbass?
Cole: You mean, you're the third challenger?
Tazz: No, you dolt. Just shut up and listen. Booker T, I wanna personally thank you. You're open challenge gave us just the opportunity we were looking for.
Cole: We?
Tazz: Didn't I tell you to shut up and listen? We've been waiting and waiting for just the right moment to make our grand entrance in the FTR. And now we have it. Before I go any further, let me introduce to you the next FTR Intercontinental Champion; my prodigy and my tag team partner...BUFF BAGWELL!
*There is an awkward pause.*
Tazz: Aw, dammit!
*Tazz bangs on the locker room door.*
Tazz: Bagwell! Get out here, you blew your entrance!
*Buff Bagwell struts out of the locker room and does his pose for the camera.*
Buff: I'm Buff, and I'm the stuff!
*Tazz hangs his head in shame.*
Cole: Buff Bagwell is...
Tazz: I don't wanna hear it, Cole! We've got some training to do. But I guarantee you this: As soon as I whip him into shape, these two Ruffians are gonna tear through this entire federation. FTR? More like FTW!
Buff: Hey, Tazz, what's FTW stand for?
Tazz: I thought I told you not to talk! That was the deal, remember? I do the talking. Get over to the gym!
*Tazz and Buff walk off as the camera fades out on a bewildered Michael Cole.*
