proud as all to be damned (tag tourney and Two Og's read up)
Posted by: Juicy on 03/05/2003 at 15:34
Wake up you sad and pathetic mother lovers you are in the presence of greatness. The greatest Samoans since AFA and Sika are in the building … step aside you little bastards or you shall be dealt with. The eye of the camera opens to your average FTR house show locker room, as Juicy, Rosey, and Jamal make their entrance. The normal assembly of Jobbers and losers sit in the locker room when some fat bastard steps up to Juicy’s obvious Challenge
Jobber the hut: You are obviously an ignorant ass, you don’t even realize that you were insulted. Those two blonde canucks made you look like fools. And he called you Slick? Slick, the guy who managed Akeem the African dream. He was a Freakin Joke.
Juicy: Of course you realize that you have blasphemed? Slick was a true professional, A man’s man. He was known in some “special circles” as Texas Slick lover of the chicks. He was a special kind of man and one of my idols. He had the ability to talk in tongues and completely confuse and bewilder his less than intelligent opponents. His jive talking and slang often had silly white folks and punk ass sucka’s believing he didn’t know what he was talking about. It was all part of his plan.
Jobber the hut: are you saying that you liked slick?
Juicy: Who didn’t? Slick is a man who has gone through changes in his life. From the mean streets of Texas, much like our mutual friend Booker T, to the highest heights of the WWF. Managing people like Akeem the African dream, Intercontinental Champ Bad news Brown, and a few others in his time in this business. I owe slick a debt of gratitude, without him there would be no me, no booker T, no Godfather…
Jobber the Hut: Wow I had no idea…but I am sure they didn’t
Juicy: (Raising his voice)Now you listen here boy, sometimes I don’t like to take things at anything more than face value. Sometimes people have a tendency to over think things you know… sometimes people twist and turn a brothers words into what they want to believe he was trying to say. I could say that I am offended by what they meant. I could say that as a result of this affront to my credibility that revenge is in the air. I could say that this week at Genesis by the time my boys are done with Edge and Christian the only thing recognizable will be there hair.
Jobber the Hut: but…
Juicy: (louder still) IF I was the type of man who would take people by what they mean and not what they say then I would be so mad that Edge and Christian alone would not be enough to quench my thirst for revenge. I would also take your punk ass, I would take the Dudley’s. I would take the Genetic freaks, the Outlaws and the Two OG’s and I would run them through the freaking grinder. In fact friend, I thank you. You may have persuaded me to do something that I hadn’t planned to do at genesis. I am gonna put all the hoes on the line against the Two OG’s and the Outlaws. But I’ll tell you this (gets in the Jobber’s face)…Rosey and Jamal are not trying to win. Oh No, this is about hurting people and my boys tend to do that very well.
