Iron Man Title addressed (Stips mentioned)
Posted by: Chris Jericho on 02/28/2003 at 01:51
*As the camera fades in Chris Jericho is sitting in a limo with Edge and Christian with Hulk Hogan raving about his book. He has his Pulitzer Prize with him. Chris Jericho and Team are talking at about the Pay Per View coming up in less then a week. They all have on some Hogan book shirts on as the camera fades in*
Chris Jericho: Guys, listen I am back The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla is back the FTR has a Pay Per View, in New York. Do you see Chris Jericho's name on the card, NO!
*Edge and Christian shake there heads*
Chris Jericho: Now, What kind of Pay Per View would it be with the Grand Slam Champion, the King of the Jericholiocs. Now I need to think of some jerkys that need a lesson in wrestling, my Jericholiocs want to see me at Genesis and so I need to think of someone I can face.
*Then your hear Chris Jericho's cell phone go off as you wait to hear what the person has to say*
Chris Jericho: So Junior you are telling me this, I am facing Lance Storm and Kurt Angle and Horace Hogan for the Iron Man Title. You are also telling me that the stipulation has not been set.
FTR Employee: Yes, Chris.
Chris Jericho: Junior don't ever call me Chris, it is Mr Jericho to you jerky.
*He pauses and closes the cell phone as the camera fades in*
Chris Jericho: Interesting, you see it looks like I will tangle with a former Partner, Lance Storm and Kurt Angle.
Driver: Yeah, and Horace Hogan, don't forget him.
Chris Jericho: Ass Clown, just drive.
Driver: yes sir.
*You see Edge and Christian singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody as Chris Jericho shakes his head with them*
Chris Jericho: Now back to what I was saying, I think it is time to bring out a match that I feel is what wrestling is all about, Lance Storm should know this. I want this match to be a submissions only match. The Man with 1004 holds will dominate this match up. Lance Storm can make it a match, but Angle and Hogan has no chance. Lance Storm and I have gone into battles together and against each other. Now Pay per View is two weeks away, but that means it is time to train for this match how wrestling athlete's from Canada should do. Canadians are the pinnacle of wrestling and everyone one of my Jericholiocs knows it as does Edge and Christian.
*Edge and Christian nods their heads as Jericho smiles*
Chris Jericho: Junior, why are you driving so slow? I could ride a bike faster then you are driving or wait even better I could run faster then this limo is going.
Driver: I am going as fast as I can go stir, Jericho.
Chris Jericho: Jerky, that's right you call me Mr Jericho.
Driver: Yes, sir.
Chris Jericho: Now I guess I need to call the FTR offices to get a hold of IQ to give him my opinion on what I think and know is the best stipulation for this match. I mean c'mon do you think anyone of these guys can out wrestling the Pargon of Virtue, the Grand Slam Champion the King of Five Star matches. I am the King of all Jericholiocs, all over the globe. Nation wide and world wide, everyone knows Chris Jericho, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla will come out of top.
*Chris Jericho calls the FTR offices as Edge and Christian are sing queen songs*
Chris Jericho: Yes, junior I need to give a message to IQ.
FTR: Who are you?
Chris Jericho: What? I am the man of 1004 holds the Ayatollah o Rock and Rolla, the Five Star King and the Grand Slam Champion, the only one this company has ever seen.
FTR: OK, now what did you want?
Chris Jericho: Jerky, I want to tell IQ that Chris Jericho has suggested to have the Iron Man Title match be a submissions only match.
FTR: Submissions only,
Chris Jericho: Ass clown, get that to him right away.
*He hangs up the phone as Chris Jericho looks and shakes his head*
Chris Jericho: Driver, speed it up I want the world to see Y2J Chris Jericho, make his appearance in the small hick town. Bottom line is that Chris Jericho will make Storm and Angle and Hogan never EVVVER forget Genesis again!
*Chris Jericho and Edge and Christian then begin singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody again, so the Driver laughs and they speed away. Hogan begins to sing as Edge and Christian and Jericho shakes their heads to stop Hogan from singing.*
Chris Jericho: Hogan, keep to writing your great books, singing isn't for you.
