Fake pimps
Posted by: Juicy on 11/26/2002 at 15:06
“there he is Git Em boys”
We join a chase in progress, we see the back of Micheal Cole’s balding head as he is being chased by someone who engulfs him in shadows. He turns a corner and runs into a dead end. The Cameraman seeing the dead end lets out a whimper and then turns to face his attacker. It’s Juicy… riding on the Shoulders of Rosey and Jamal. They let Juicy Down to the floor. He approaches Micheal Cole
Juicy: There really is no cause to run Cole the boys only attack when I say. Right Dogs
Rosey and Jamal Simultaneously Growl like Pitbulls Juicy: I have been offended by fake pimps and Jive ass lames and now I need you , Michael Cole to make this shit Right.
Cole: anything for you Juicy
Juicy: So get your ass up and get ready to film ya heard me
Cole: we’re already filming we’re live on FTR TV right now.
Juicy: OH Juicy adjusts his Jacket and fixes his hat then Looks directly into the Camera and says
Juicy: this is an open letter to a certain individual guilty of Committing Fraud in the FTR.
COLe: perking Up Fraud What Kind of Fraud Juicy
Jamal: there’s a Faker of the funk in the FTR
Juicy: you right Jamal, a phoney, a front, an assault on all things holy in this macking game here in the FTR
Cole: your talking about a fake pimp?
Juicy: Indeed Cole, Indeed. You see the Godfather with his hat and Suspenders and his cane pretends to live the life of a pimp but you and I know Cole that he is no such thing. He is a phony a fraud an undulating abomination of all things Pimp.
Cole: you are the true pimp of the FTR are you not Juicy?
Juicy: I consider myself a Gentlemen of Leisure. You see there are allsorts of players in this world. The true pimp is a procurer, he can find you all that it is you need and make any desire you have come true. The true pimp is a motivator, creating grand goals and dreams for his women to make them the most attractive and the best they can be. The true pimp is a lover, aman with an unparalleled knowledge of beautiful things. You see godfather, you can never be a true pimp, Because your ignorant, you speak like you have a fourth grade education. Your women change daily which means that you have no control over your hoes. A true pimps women do it for the love of their man not the money. So Dear godfather since you have made this assault on my senses I feel you need to be punished. So I offer you this challenge. You and the golden girl, your assistant pimp if you will. Versus the enforcers in a best 2 out of 3 falls.
First Fall is a Caribbean Strap Match Second Fall is a Singapore Cane match 3rd Fall if you make it is Night stick match
You see for you faker there won’t be any mercy. Just remember the true pimps motto… You better Act Right Before you get Smacked right.
Juicy Turns and walks directly into the breasts of a large black woman who has assaulted Rosey and Jamal pushing them aside to get to Juicy. She delivers one of the most passionate hugs and kisses to Juicy that has ever been seen on Television. Juicy seems to be swallowed up by her enormous Bosom and when he finally frees himself orders rosey and Jamal to do their worst. Rosey and Jamal sit back and say
Jamal: kinda looks like Grandma sorry Boss
Juicy: Damnit I need to get IQ to hire me some real Security
