Ese, what you be smokin'? (Jarrett, Taker)
Posted by: Eddy Guerrero on 02/25/2003 at 00:08
"Hey eses, what's wrong? Didn't you get the memo, the General is a certified nutcase!"
*The camera pans out to reveal Chavo and Eddy, relaxing backstage at a house show. Both are in street attire and seem to still be celebrating the events of last Rampage...*
Eddy: What, don't you see? This Winters or who the hell he is has shown us what shape his mind is in. Did you watch it? He's making up the words as he goes, I swear! It's horrible to think someone could do that to another human being!
*A slight pause, then Chavo speaks.*
Chavo: We did that, Eddy.
Eddy: Oh yeah. *laughs* You know what, CALLOWAY- yeah, I said it, what are ya gonna do, get pissed and call down lightning- you are just JEALOUS of what Chavo and I have done. You heard me: Jealous. We have done the one thing you could never do.
We destroyed Jeff Jarrett. We left him a shell of the man he was, and that was a shell of the actual man to begin with. In fact, last I checked, a special line is running straight to FTR HQ, where he's being held. Let's check on him, shall we?
*The camera turns to see a TV facing Chavo and Eddy. The angle then cuts to only what is seen on it: Black and white surveillance film of Jeff Jarrett, talking to a Tom Green authorized FTR Action Figure.*
Jeff: ...and so that's when I realized it wasn't a large polyp on my neck. It was my head. Funny, ain't it? *pause* You don't talk much anymore, Tom. You need to get that checked.
You know, I don't think I'll go to Genesis after all. I mean, there'll be so much violence-and we can't have that. If he shows up...then yes, we can. Otherwise, no.
*Cut back to Eddy.*
Eddy: See that, CALLOWAY? He doesn't even wanna fight! IQ is making him though, because otherwise, PPV ratings'll drop like hell.
So, here's the breakdown: On Day One, I obliterate Jeff in a cakewalk. On Day Two, I slam his ass off the cage so bad that the Kane chokeslam looks like nothing.
