Just bring it, Brock.
Posted by: The Rock on 02/15/2003 at 18:35
FTR: Behind the Scenes cuts away from its regular programming to bring a special presentation. The familiar scene of Mean Gene behind a podium switches to a barren desert and a small run down town. The scene pans around and rests at the base of an director’s chair. The camera scrolls up along the backside of the chair – written across the backing of the chair are two simple words… The Rock.
The Rock is sitting in the chair as the camera pulls around to the front to show his face. The Rock is dressed in torn clothing with make up on different parts of his body reflecting injuries suffered in the movie. The Rock smiles and wipes away some sweat from his brow.
The Rock: Welcome to Helldorado. The Rock knows all of the Rock’s millions….and millions of the Rock’s fans are missing the Rock. They want to know why the Rock wasn’t at Rampage and why the Rock hasn’t been seen since going toe to toe with “The Next Big Thing”.
The Rock removes his sunglasses and clips them to his shirt. His gaze pierces the camera.
The Rock: “The Next Big Thing”? Who in the blue hell do you think you are? Don’t you realize that the Rock is the Great One? Don’t you realize that the Rock is the People’s Champion? Don’t you realize the Rock is the Brahma Bull? The Next Big Thing? You’re nothing more than the Next Big Piece of Monkey Crap! The Rock has faced off with people who were supposed to be legends in this business and the Rock laid the smackdown on their candy asses! The Rock has faced off with “superstars” of the business and has dropped them off at the Smackdown Hotel on the corner of Jabronie Drive and Know Your Role Blvd! And the Rock has taken those Jay-Brones who were supposed to be the Next Big Thing and one by damned one the Rock hit them with the People’s Elbow and the Rock Bottom and sent each of those raggedy pieces of mongoose testicles back to their mommies and daddies.
The Rock lifts his head in the air and inhales.
The Rock: Do you smell that? It’s the smell of defeat. It’s a smell that Brock Lesnar is going to know all about at Genesis. The Rock has finished the final touches on the set and the Rock’s next film is ready for production, its called “How the Rock Beat the Living Hell out of a Snot Nosed Biaaaaaatch called Brock Lesnar”. It’s a working title and hasn’t been rated by the motion picture association but the Rock knows that all of the Rock’s People are going to line up in droves to see this one. Platinum on the opening weekend! Genesis. No DQ. Just Bring it Baby Huey.
The Rock raises the People’s Eyebrow then cocks his head back.
The Rock: If ya smell-la-la-la-la-laoowww….what the Rock….is cookin’.
