Raising Hell on Sesame Street
Posted by: Big Show on 02/15/2003 at 17:55
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*Camera cuts to another episode of Sesame Street! Big Show and Cookie Monster come out of the CookieHouse with three chairs. There are two huge piles of cookies to the right of the chairs, Cookie sits on the right pile, Big Show on the left pile.*
Cookie: Hey, kids! Welcome back to Sesame Street! Cookie have special treat for you! Pleases welcome...The Two O.G.'s!!!
*Pimpin Ain't Easy plays as Godfather, Goldust, Marlena, and the Ho Train come on stage. They all shake hands, and from left to right, Marlena, Goldust, and Godfather sit down on the chairs. The Ho Train stands behind all of them.*
Big Show: Thank you guys for joining the show.
Godfather: Hey, thanks for having us. I would just like to take this opportunity to say--
Cookie Monster: COOKIE ALERT! COOKIE ALERT!!!
*A ho is shown eating some of the cookies Cookie Monster is laying on. Big Show gets up enraged.*
Big Show: BITCH! GET OFF THE COOKIES!
*Big Show walks towards the ho, but GOdfather and Goldust get in his way.*
Godfather: WHOA! No one talks to my women like that!
Big Show: I'm sorry, but when people touch and eat OUR cookies, we get a little mad! When people touch our cookies, they get punished. That whore-
Godfather: HO! NOT WHORE!
Big Show: That bitch is going to pay, or you are going to take the beating that she would have taken for her!
Cookie: Now, Cookie know Godfather don't want women go to Juicy because Godfather don't protect them...
*Godfather charges Cookie Monster, but runs right into a clothesline from Big Show! Goldust hits Big Show from behind with his chair, but Big Show just stands there! Big Show turns around and gives him a look no man wants to see. Big Show grabs Goldust's throat, then Godfather's. DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Goldust and Godfather are down! Big Show is still enraged, wanting more action, but Godfather and Goldust are lifeless! Big Show looks at the hoes, who all run away except for the one who ate the cookies! She's petrified! Big Show walks up to her in an insane state, and grabs her throat.*
Big Show: YOU'RE GONNA DIE, WHORE! YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!
(A voice is heard from behind): HEY, FATASS!
*The camera we are seeing through is lifted up. We see Big Show's head, then the floor, then a wall, then the ceiling, then Big Show's head at an extreme close-up. The last thing we see before the lens cracks and the camera breaks is Big Show's forehead! Camera is immediately shut off.*
