Unfinished Business (3 Minute Warning, Outlaws)
Posted by: Two O.G.s on 02/14/2003 at 14:53
*We're back to the Ho Train Mansion, where we see the usual suspects relaxing on the couch watching television.*
C IS FOR COOKIE! THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!
Godfather: This is a great show. Not only is it entertaining for kids, but it also applies to adults. You know what? We should be on that show! We could teach them the ways of the pimp and ho, and even get some advertising in for the adults.
Marlena: Would that really be appropriate for kids to see? A bunch of hoes prancing around in leather and thongs, showing cleavage and booty?
Goldust: It won't be any worse than Big Show saying words like the "f" word and talks about putting people in the hospital. At least we'll be positive in our lessons.
Marlena: True, but I just don't feel like our business is appropriate for the show...
Goldust: Since when did you join the RTC, Marlena? We should do this to help the business.
Godfather: Speaking of helping the business, there something we need to do. Some unfinished business.
Goldust: Yeah. Juicy. Gotta get our women back from him.
Godfather: Definitely. You know what we should do? Have a match with 3 Minute Warning to get our women. To settle this battle once and for all. Winner takes all.
Marlena: All what?
Godfather: The women. The hoes. OUR women. You guys know me, I won't give up my women without a fight. Juicy probably won't either. We need to do this at Genesis.
Marlena: Well, that sounds good and all, but I have one question: are we done with The Outlaws yet?
Godfather: What do you mean? We beat them, didn't we?
Marlena: Yeah, but Goldie and I were talking about this earlier, and I don't think we punished The Outlaws.
Goldust: Yeah, we beat them, but they deserve more than a loss to us for what they did to our women.
Godfather: Hmm. Good point. But, we need to focus all of our energy on Three Minute Warning. We can't think about a match with them and then a match with The Outlaws.
Goldust: Well, here's what we were thinking: a triple threat match. Us against Three Minute Warning against The Outlaws. I'm sure 3MW and The Outlaws want to get their hands on each other as well. Juicy doesn't like damaged goods either. Let's do a 3-way at Genesis. It'll be the ultimate battle!
Godfather: Well, all right. You two made your point, and I agree. All they have to do is accept and we'll get our women back. raises glass of champagne To the women!
*They all clink glasses as a formal challenge has been made! Camera fades to black.*
