*We’re at another house show in Philadelphia! After a beautiful ceremony for Curt Hennig, the camera switches to JR and Jerry “The King” Lawler.*
JR: Well, that was very touching, King. What a career Curt had, and it’s a shame that he had to die at such a young age. But, we have to move on with the show, and we just received new footage involving Big Show and Chavoman! What is this all about?
King: It was the big day two days ago! Big Show has spent the entire day with Chavoman learning about the ways of JLAP! Let’s see what Chavoman can do on his own, since Stevie’s out recovering. Let’s roll the footage and find out what happened!
*Camera switches to a parking lot showing Big Show and Chavoman leaving an amusement park. Big Show looks tired and irritated, but Chavoman looks as energetic as can be.*
Big Show: Well, see ya later, Chavoman. *Sarcastically* REALLY learned a lot there. Don’t have to see YOU again!
Chavoman: Not yet! We still have half an hour! QUICK! TO THE CHAVOMOBILE!!!
Big Show: NO!
*Chavoman hops right onto the Chavomobile, and Big Show rides along in the side car that’s MUCH too small for him, which immediately breaks. Luckily, he can walk at the same rate of speed as the Chavomobile, and thus he follows. We cut to the Just-Us Hall driveway. The Chavomobile comes to a screeching halt, Chavoman leaps out of the vehicle, and Big Show struggles to get out of it. Big Show finally gets out, and they head for the door.*
Big Show: HEY! It’s time! Gotta go!
Chavoman: Very funny, Show. We still have 20 minutes left!
Big Show: Damn! You know what? Fuck this shit! I’m out!
*Big Show whips out the CookiePhone, but Chavoman snatches it away.*
Big Show: Boy, do you know what you’re doing? You’re messing with an unstoppable monster!
Chavoman: Yeah, that’s why you’re here, right?
*Big Show raises his fist, but the CookiePhone rings! Big Show gets the Phone back, and answers.*
Big Show: Yeah...hey…sure…yeah, I can do that for you…yeah, I’m sure…no prob…’k bye.
Chavoman: Now, let’s go inside.
Big Show: You know what? You’re a little punk, even more so than you’re little friend, Iron-Stevie. You guys are a bunch of goodie-two shoe losers who live in Stevie’s mom’s basement. How could you POSSIBLY think you could recruit me?
Chavoman: Basement? Stevie’s mom? OBVIOUSLY, you have not listened to the ways of the JLAP! * pulls on Big Show’s arm* Let us go inside, where we will-
*Big Show retaliates by clobbering Chavoman with a headbutt. Big Show then picks Chavoman up and grabs him by the throat. Big Show drags him by the car, and CHOKESLAMS HIM INTO THE PASSENGER’S SEAT!!! Scar-Lita Witch comes out to see what’s going on, and then has an expression of horror. Big Show fakes a charge on Scar-Lita Witch, and Scar-Lita Witch runs and slams the door behind her.*
Chavoman: *Faintly* You still haven’t seen the light…
Big Show: YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE, DON’T YOU!!!
*Big Show looks murderous, but Cookie Monster pulls up in the CookieMobile and honks the horn, to the tune of “C is for Cookie”. Big Show hesitates, then goes for Chavoman. One step towards Chavoman later, Cookie honks the horn again. Big Show rolls his eyes, then gets into the CookieMobile. The CookieMobile leaves, as the camera fades to black.*
