*Camera slowly turns on, showing the newly formed tag team Godfather and Goldust in a classroom. Godfather is in the front of the room, teaching his new class, Pimp 101. One of the students is shown: none other than Goldust.*
Godfather: "Welcome, class, to (points at blackboard) Pimp 101. My name is Mr. Godfather. First, I would like to tell you a little bit about myself. I wrestle for FTR. I tag with one of your classmates, Goldust, and I run the HOOOOOOO TRAAAAAIIIIIN! Now, I would like each of you to introduce yourselves and tell us a couple things about you."
*Camera shows a particular student.* "ALL RIGHT, HOW'S EVERYBODY? GOOD, GOOD. NOW, AS YOUR FATHER PROBABLY TOLD YOU, MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY, AND I AM A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER. NOW LET'S GET STARTED BY LETTING ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF A SCENARIO OF WHAT MY LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. FIRST OFF, I AM 35 YEARS OLD. I AM DIVORCED. AND I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!..."
Godfather: "Thanks, Matt, that's enough."
*The rest of the class introduces themselves, including David Spade and Gilbert Godfried, and it comes to the final student, Goldust.*
Goldust: "'I drink, therefore I am.' Monty Python. I am Goldust. The Bizarre One. My real name is Dustin Reynolds. I used to be an alcoholic, and I used this quote from Monty Python many a time. I quit and joined FTR, but kept on losing matches. So I went back to drinking.That's when I met Mr. Godfather, who suggested that pimping might make me happier, and that maybe I'm a better wrestler as part of a tag team. I tag with Godfather, and I hope to learn how to pimp like he does."
Godfather: "Good, Goldenrod. Today's lesson is the pickup line. Matt, can you give us an example of one of your pickup lines?"
Matt Foley: "Sure. (stands up) MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY! I AM 35 YEARS OLD. I AM DIVORCED, AND I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER..."
Godfather: "Matt, wait-"
Matt Foley: "OL' MATT'S GONNA BE IN YOUR SHADOW! (points to himself) HERE'S YOU, THERE'S MATT. (points to desk) THERE'S YOU, THERE'S-
*Matt spectacularly and humurously falls and crashes on the desk. Matt lies on top of desk debris.*
Godfather: "Well, Matt, I don't think you'll do so well in this class, so you might as well get out."
*Matt Foley hangs his head, fixes his pants, and heads out.*
Godfather: "Well, then. Now, here is an example of a classic pickup line: Nice shoes, wanna-- does anyone know the last word?"
*Class looks befuddled.*
Godfather: 'FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU..."
*Class repeats FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU..."
Godfather: "Fuck."
*Class instantly say FUCK.*
Adam Sandler: "Mr. Godfather, I was gonna say 'fuck.'"
Godfather: "Ugh. This'll be a while."
*Camera fades as Godfather struggles to teach his class how to pimp.*
