Focus (JLAP, Undertaker)
Posted by: Big Show on 02/05/2003 at 15:40
*It's another episode of Sesame Street, tied for first in the television ratings with General Jerrett's Neighborhood! Big Show and Cookie Monster are yet again the main hosts of the show, due to the increasing number of fans watching the show since Big Show debuted in FTR. Cookie Monster and Big Show come out of their cookie house as the show begins.*
Cookie Monster: Hey, kids! Welcome back to favorite show, Sesame Street! Me Cookie Monster, this BIG Show from FTR! He big!
Big Show: Yes, welcome back. See, if you kids watched Rampage the other day, you saw that I lost BOTH of my matches! Now, that does NOT mean that I am not a good wrestler. Some people just have their bad days. I had a bad day at Rampage. First, I lost to the evil Iron-Stevie in a cage match, and then I got pinned for the first time EVER by Eddie Guerrero. That day, I learned a BIG LESSON. I hope that after this show, you kids can learn this lesson, too!
Cookie: Today, kids, word is "Focus".
Big Show: That's right, Cookie. You see, in the past, and especially at Rampage, I didn't have "Focus" while I wrestled. I just relied on my size and assumed that I would win, which is what almost always happened until Rampage. If I had focus, I would have walked out of the cage while I had a chance against Iron-Stevie. I had many opportunities to do this, but I was having fun beating the crap out of the guy. What I should have done was walk out of the cage, then come back and beat the crap out of him all that I wanted. But, I let my ego and emotions get the best out of me, and now I have to spend a whole day with the evil and unjust JLAP.
Cookie: Don't worry, kids! Show be same as ever when he come back!
Big Show: Yep. Now, I was also in the MAIN EVENT at Rampage, where I belong. But, it was not any normal tag match. IQ made this an INTERFERENCE ENCOURAGED match, so there were many distractions around the ring. One of which was the Undertaker. He was at ringside the whole time, and even tried to get his boys, Mortis and Sinister Minister, to take me out with a chair. Luckily, due to my agility and speed, I escaped, and Sinister Minister, lacking FOCUS, hit Mortis with the chair!
Cookie: That pretty funny, huh, kids?
Big Show: HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! It was damn funny, Cookie! But, I still lacked focus during the match, especially when it was most crucial. I was setting up a table and took my eye off the WORLD CHAMP, Eddie Guerrero, and paid for it. I lost the match. I lost focus, but it won't happen again.
Cookie: Show, you know who lack focus?
Big Show: Who?
Cookie: Undertaker!
Big Show: How?
Cookie: Well, Taker only focus on Eddie's defiance of Undertaker. Taker not focusing on what really important: Genesis. Taker not focus on Extreme Title match. Taker especially not focus on the title holder: Big Show. Can Undertaker Tombstone Show? Cookie think not! Cookie think Taker better think of way to beat Show without Tombstone. Cookie think Taker not beat Show even with Tombstone.
Big Show: I don't think so, either, Cookie. Well, we're almost out of time. But before we go, I just want to wish my man General Jarrett good luck and lots of focus in his match against Eddie for the World Title. Jeff, I know you can do it, even with out Tom Green!
*Big Show and Cookie Monster shake hands as another touching and meaningful episode of Sesame Street ends.*
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