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Current News (Juicy, Outlaws, Genetic Freaks)
Posted by: Two O.G.s on 01/31/2003 at 18:19

*We're at a local restaurant, where Goldust, Godfather, and Marlena meet Michael Cole for an interview.*

Cole: Thank you for meeting me here for the interview.

*An old hag of a waitress (almost manly) comes up to the table. She speaks in a British accent.*

Goldust: What have you got?

Waitress: There's egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam eggs spam spam bacon and spam...

(while she's talking) Godfather: Anyway, let's talk.

Cole: All right, then. First, it's been reported that the ladies in the hospital will be released from the hospital on the night of Rampage. What are your thoughts?

Godfather: That's wonderful news. And, after we defeat The Outlaws, they'll be back with us!

Waitress: ...Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam spam spam...

Marlena: Woman, do you have anything without spam?

Waitress: Well we have spams eggs sausage and spam, that doesn't have much spam in it!

Marlena: I don't want ANY spam!

Goldust: Why can't you have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Marlena: THAT'S got spam in it!

Cole: Can we continue?

Marlena: Hold on, I got my order. Can I have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam?

Waitress: YECHHH!

Marlena: What do you mean, "Yechhh"? I don't LIKE SPAM!

*Marlena and Goldust continue to argue with the waitress.*

Cole: Anyway, Godfather, the Genetic Freaks, Scott Steiner and Chris Candido, are going against you at Rampage. What do you think of these guys?

Godfather: I respect the fact that Steiner is main-event caliber and Candido got huge, but I don't think they'll work as well as a team as me and Goldie. In my unbiased opinion, I think that me and Goldie will win and face the Dudleyz at Genesis!

Marlena (screams at the top of her lungs): I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!

Goldust: There, there, Marlena. I'll have your spam. I love it!

Cole: Marlena, what do you think about Godfather and Goldust? Do you approve of the business they run?

Marlena: Of course, Cole! Those women are my best friends. I just hope that we can get them back!

Goldust: Don't worry, we will.

Cole: One last question. Are any of you thinking about the singles titles? The main event, as you well know, pits the World and US Champions, Eddy Guerrero and Mortis, against The IC and Extreme champions, Booker T and Big Show. Who do you want to win?

Goldust: We're not thinking about that as of this moment, Cole. Who to root for? We don't care. Sure, Eddy embarrassed me a few months ago in our Iron Man match, and Booker beat me in my short quest for the Extreme Title, but I don't really care about my singles failure. I found my new niche: tagging with Godfather.

Cole: Well, I have another interview coming up shortly. Good luck with the spam, Marlena.

*Cole leaves, as the food finally comes to the Two OGs and Marlena. Goldust quickly spears Marlena's spam as the camera fades to black.*

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Message Text: --- Two O.G.s on 01/31/2003 at 18:19 said --- >We're at a local restaurant, where Goldust, Godfather, and Marlena meet Michael Cole for an interview. > >Cole: Thank you for meeting me here for the interview. > >An old hag of a waitress (almost manly) comes up to the table. She speaks in a British accent. > >Goldust: What have you got? > >Waitress: There's egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam eggs spam spam bacon and spam... > >(while she's talking) Godfather: Anyway, let's talk. > >Cole: All right, then. First, it's been reported that the ladies in the hospital will be released from the hospital on the night of Rampage. What are your thoughts? > >Godfather: That's wonderful news. And, after we defeat The Outlaws, they'll be back with us! > >Waitress: ...Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam spam spam... > >Marlena: Woman, do you have anything without spam? > >Waitress: Well we have spams eggs sausage and spam, that doesn't have much spam in it! > >Marlena: I don't want ANY spam! > >Goldust: Why can't you have egg bacon spam and sausage? > >Marlena: THAT'S got spam in it! > >Cole: Can we continue? > >Marlena: Hold on, I got my order. Can I have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam? > >Waitress: YECHHH! > >Marlena: What do you mean, "Yechhh"? I don't LIKE SPAM! > >Marlena and Goldust continue to argue with the waitress. > >Cole: Anyway, Godfather, the Genetic Freaks, Scott Steiner and Chris Candido, are going against you at Rampage. What do you think of these guys? > >Godfather: I respect the fact that Steiner is main-event caliber and Candido got huge, but I don't think they'll work as well as a team as me and Goldie. In my unbiased opinion, I think that me and Goldie will win and face the Dudleyz at Genesis! > >Marlena (screams at the top of her lungs): I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!! > >Goldust: There, there, Marlena. I'll have your spam. I love it! > >Cole: Marlena, what do you think about Godfather and Goldust? Do you approve of the business they run? > >Marlena: Of course, Cole! Those women are my best friends. I just hope that we can get them back! > >Goldust: Don't worry, we will. > >Cole: One last question. Are any of you thinking about the singles titles? The main event, as you well know, pits the World and US Champions, Eddy Guerrero and Mortis, against The IC and Extreme champions, Booker T and Big Show. Who do you want to win? > >Goldust: We're not thinking about that as of this moment, Cole. Who to root for? We don't care. Sure, Eddy embarrassed me a few months ago in our Iron Man match, and Booker beat me in my short quest for the Extreme Title, but I don't really care about my singles failure. I found my new niche: tagging with Godfather. > >Cole: Well, I have another interview coming up shortly. Good luck with the spam, Marlena. > >Cole leaves, as the food finally comes to the Two OGs and Marlena. Goldust quickly spears Marlena's spam as the camera fades to black.

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