I don't think you get it...
Posted by: Eddy Guerrero on 01/31/2003 at 17:59
*We fade in again shortly before Rampage, where Eddy Guerrero, in his wrestling attire, has secured a cameraman and microphone. It is also obvious that, not surprisingly, he is pissed off again.*
"Taker, Taker, Taker...you made Jeff an embarassment? Who the hell clubbed him damn near to death in the center of an FTR ring? ME. Who ran him over at his FTR debut? ME. And WHO, I ask, is gonna keep him from this title? ME.
"You're so busy 'leading' me to my victories to take a look around and see what's going on. When the hell did I need your orders? You know whose ass I was kicking before I joined you? Tajiri's for the Cruiser title. Which reminds me-who beat you in your last World shot? Jinkies, gang, we have a mystery!
"And when I joined you, who was it? Tajiri and Steiner, same belt. Then RVD. And you know what, ese? I don't remember the part where YOU ran down and saved me from losing a shot. I remember Chavo-but not so much you. Or Mortis. Or the Minister. Or anyone else. Hell, I beat RVD in a classic on Rampage and made SURE your ass wasn't near that ring.
"You know why? Because I needed to show YOU that I am NOT Billy Kidman and I am NOT Jeff Jarrett. I am Eddy Guerrero. I am Everyone's Favorite Wrestler. I Cheat to Win, and I won this belt WITHOUT you. You tell me not to fail? How do I fail? What's the expectations of me? I just can't understand how you can pretend you're running my career when your name ain't next to 'World Champion.'
"Here's a Rampage synopsis: I WILL team with Mortis not because you or IQ or anyone else told me to, but because I wanna see what dumbasses want World shots. Then I WILL defend it at Genesis against Jarrett or an opponent that I choose, because that's how the damn title works, ese! And then...I keep the title. Oh, and trust me-I've taken care of Jeff, he WON'T get this belt. Period.
"I've heard just about enough, Taker. You don't need a pissed Eddy, now do you? Think about it, ese..."
*Eddy storms off, still pissed over the whole matter. The camera fades out to more pre-Rampage hype...*
