How do you scare a man without fear? (Tag Team Tournament)
Posted by: Juicy on 01/31/2003 at 11:14
OHHH Shit that Mother F#cka is Crazy…Does he realize that that’s Barb wire he’s running into?
(The Scene is the back room of Juicy’s Delicious Meat…A wholesale meat packaging plant in the heart of New York City. From his perch high above this warehouse Juicy can watch as Rosey and Jamal along with Special trainer and former 8 time Mr. Universe Lee Heney trains Rosey and Jamal in the fine art of Side of Beef Tossing. The entire crew has been given the afternoon off paid provided they sit and watch the incredible feats of strength being done. Juicy…split between watching the security monitor of what is going on in his meat plant, FTR television, and of course his research for the day “The Best Of RVD and Sabu”.)
Juicy: OK this man is slightly less than intelligent. I mean I understand the extreme element but this is just ridiculous…Exploding boards, barbed wire, fire. This guy doesn’t care what happens to his body at all…How do you scare a man without fear of injury?
(Juicy begins tapping his pencil on the desk.)
Juicy: How do you scare a man who isn’t afraid of being hurt?
(Juicy’s attention is caught by the monitor or rather the lack of motion on the monitor.)
Juicy: What the fuck is going on? (picks up the Intercom)What the hell is this? Break time? You guys think we are on a coffee break or something get back to work.
(Juicy watches the monitor as someone quickly passes another camera.)
Juicy: Hmm, I wonder who that is… (Yelling) How do you scare a beige fuckin savage who doesn’t care about his body?!?!?
Off camera voice: He may not care about his body, but I’m sure he cares about his life.
(The camera pans over, but is stopped short by a hand forcing it back to Juicy.)
Off camera voice: Now, Mr. Cameraman, like I told your co-worker yesterday, if I wanted the people watching FTR TV to see who I was, I would have come in from the front door where you would have seen me, instead of coming around back to avoid your camera lens. You just keep filming Juicy, and watch his reactions. OK?
(The camera shakes up and down, as obviously the cameraman is shaking his head yes.)
Off camera voice: So you say that Sabu cares nothing about his body. That may be true, but I guaran-damn-tee you he cares about his life. No man, beast or creature does not fear death. Now while no one is allowed to interfere in these tournament matches, managers are not banned from ringside. As such, you yourself will need to be worried about Bill Alfonso, as I’m sure he will attempt to interfere. As far as Rob Van Dam, he’s a shell of his former self, having become another in a long line of one-match champions, even he is worried about his future, and when he gets in the ring against Rosey and Jamal, he very well should be. Then we have Sabu. Sabu is a homicidal, genocidal, suicidal fuuuuuuuh-reak! However, Rosey and Jamal are more than happy to help him commit suicide. Team Extreme won in the last round of the tournament thanks to heavy use of tables. There one team in the FTR that knows more about tables than anyone in the world…and you have them as stable mates. Draw on your partners’ knowledge and abilities. Make use of their vast experience. Knowledge is power, and right now, you have all the knowledge you need for how to destroy Team Extreme. All you need to know now is how to access that knowledge. That’s why I am here. Now, Mr. Cameraman, you need to leave, before Rosey and Jamal turn you into another side of beef.
(Rosey and Jamal advance on the camera and as it fades to black, we hear-)
