The Big Dick Dudley Memorial Tag Team Tournament
Posted by: The Dudley Boyz on 01/30/2003 at 19:08
“A tighter unit has never been forged.”
These words are heard as the camera opens on a shot of the entire Dudley Clan stand in the ring together. The voice belonged to Joel Gertner. The sentiment belonged to everyone.
Gertner: Well, well, well. What you see before you is, as I said earlier, the tightest unit ever forged. The brothers Dudley, brought to all of you out there by the quintessential stud muffin, have always outshined the competition. Through out FTR history, only one team has truly cemented their place here. Demolition? We owned them. The Flock? We sent them Packing. Plex Factor? They haven’t been around since 1999. The Steiner Brothers? We split up the Steiner brothers kept the good one and sent “The Dog Face Gremlin” out to pasture. This list could go on and on. But enough with the history lesson. I think I’ll let the ones who earn the paydays speak now. Buh Buh, D-Von, if you please.
Buh Buh Ray: Way back when, we were told that we would never make it. A couple of chubby guys in tie dye and glasses, who’s going to want to watch that? It turns out that everyone did. We’ve gone through Gangsters, brothers, Eliminators, Samoans, Britts, painted freaks and little Asian guys in masks, and one thing always remained constant. No matter who we faced, we always came out on top. One way or another, The Dudley Boyz never lost their edge. Now we are running a man short. In the tournament designed to honor our fallen brother, we find ourselves asking questions. Questions like, “Do we still have it?” “Can we do it without Big Dick here?” “Do we even want to?” The answer to all of these, as I’m sure you all know, is yes.
D-Von: If ever there was a time to shine, it is right now. We are given the chance to honor one of our fallen brothers, and everyone knows we rarely ever fall short when we are doing something we really want to. I don’t think that anyone gets what’s about to go down. My brother and I don’t even fully get it. We have a chance to elevate one of our own by doing what we do better than anyone else in the world. It’s time to testify my brothers, testify…
Buh Buh Ray: At the next leg of the tournament, we will be at ringside again, making sure that everything is to our satisfaction. If it isn’t, there will be hell to pay. And it will be paid to the tightest unit in pro wrestling today, the team of the gods, and who all else try to emulate, the god damned Dudley Boyz. See ya real soon.
