Accept this MOtherFFF
Posted by: Booker T on 01/28/2003 at 15:26
“Accept the lord of darkness as your… what now?” The eye of the camera opens to see the Booker Man sitting in the presence of a woman who can only be described As…Ethnic
Booker: listen Boofutsu woman I am so happy that you could see me and that you could do this for me you see I feel that I am going to look into the eyes of the devils children and Former children and I just want something to protect me.
( The woman begins to shake a bag of powder over a board on the floor and rattles some sort of contraption in a different bag around her neck)
Boofutsu: Great spirits of the past I feel your angry presence in this place…
Booker: (Shocked) Say What!!!
Boofutsu: Angry Spirits come to me in my time of need…
Booker: OK miss Juicy told me you could help
Boofutsu: Silence my Child The dark magic is at work…
Booker: Umm Yeah I think I am going to go now
Boofutsu: Sit down before I put the Rutdoo on you
Booker: OK
Boofutsu: Great spirits that have come before me my sisters in the priesthood, come to me and give me the power to destroy this great evil that resides in the FTR.
Booker: preach on Sista… ( the woman shoots a scornful glance at Booker) ooh Sorry.
Boofutsu: The dark one has taken one of your servants lord and one lies on the cusp between dark and light barely able to see for himself Spirits help this one known as Eddie Guerrero. Take this light the light of god and help me to give it to him, help him to better understand what it is that you want him to do Spirits so that he may know that the power in him comes from you.
( at that moment a great wind comes into the room knocking everything about the woman’s eyes begin to bleed and a horrifying scream comes from deep within her throat. The woman Chokes three times and spits something out into a burning cauldron)
Boofutsu: (leaning over the pot) Bubble, bubble toil and trouble dance around like barney rubble, Charlie sheen Ben Vereen Shrink to the size of a Lima bean . MaMa Se Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa. Sh#t, Damn, Motherf%cker. (spits three more times into the pot while Booker T Flinch’s)
The woman then Proceeds to faint. Booker looks into the Still boiling pot and sees what appears to be socks and underwear and then a shimmering glinting something… It looks like a Gold Cross earring one very similar to the one Eddie Guerrero used to wear in his latino heat days. He reaches in to grab it but before he gets to the water the woman awakes…
Boofutsu: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the saints preserve us…IT is done. The woman reaches into her Blouse and in her hand is the earring that was in the stew pot and one Jalapeno pepper You will feed this to him and he will see the light, and if not he will have outrageous gas…So much so that no one will want to be his friend ever again. It will smell of Licorice Gone Bad and Wet Dog ass. You pay now and leave this place the spirits are restless. Booker: thank you Boofutsu woman,
Booker T looks in awe at the Jalapeno pepper as we FADE TO BLACK
