Continued search for theme music
Posted by: H-Bomb Horace Hogan on 01/27/2003 at 18:17
*Fade back in to EZE's office and there sits "The Bish" wearing a rather nice 3 peice suit. In a a nice leather chair that seems to be new to the office is our hero. He seems to be wearing an incredibly stylish outfit from Abercrombie and Fitch. Dirty jeans, Muscle shirt, you know how the kids today dress.*
EZE: Yea H-Bomb you look alright.
Horace: Yeah. I look down right H-Bomb Style!
EZE*rolls eyes*
Horace: Now what G money? Play more of my new Britney Spears dance party game? *sings...poorly* ooooooooops I DID IT AGAIN....I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART GOT LOST IN THIS GAME OH BAAAABY.
EZE:I belive thats just about enough of that crap.
Horace: Crap? Crap? You call the winner of the best new artist at the grammy's a few years back crap? Pssh. Shows how much you know.
EZE:Christina won best new artist...and yes it is crap.
Horace: Really? Christina? She seems so...so...
EZE: If the word Dirrrrty escapes your mouth I'm going to shoot you in the face.
Horace*Hums the chorus to dirrty*
EZE:*Mutters*
Horace: Yea I miss the band Men without hats too.
EZE: What? Thats not what I said. I called you a-
Horace *cutting him off* We can dance if we want to! We can leave your friends behind! we can kick some ass and drink some pepsi, and mickey mouse is really kind! We can dance! We can dance! Everybody wash your hands!
EZE:Big fan of men without hats are ya?
Horace: Yep. I love that song. What deep lyrics.
EZE:*Skepticially nods*
Horace: Damn dawg. I love these new threads. I bet I can get all kinds of ass.
EZE: If you had any money I'd take you up on that. Look back to the point at hand. I really dont care anymore. Just pick a song so we can attempt to get someone to lower themselves into wrestling you.
*H-bomb takes out his book of CD's and begins to scroll through it finally taking out one and putting it in*
Horace: I really think this sums me up as a person.
EZE: that CD? You? Ok.
*Ya'll Gonn make me lose my mind up in here, Up in here. Ya'll gonn make me go all out up in here up in here. etc etc.*
EZE: Well...Ive heard worse.
Horace:*not listening to eric*: YALL GON MAKE H-BOMB LOSE HIS MIND. UP IN HERE UP IN HERE!!
*Starts waving his arms ala Public Enemy*
Horace: FIRS TOF ALL YOU AINT RAPPED LONG ENOUGH TO BE FUDGING WITH THE H-BOMB YOU YOU AINT STRONG ENOUGH.
