Credibility (Undertaker)
Posted by: Big Show on 01/27/2003 at 16:31
*We have another excellent episode featuring the greatest technical wrestler of all time, Big Show. And, of course, Cookie Monster.*
Cookie Monster: Welcome back, kids! Today, Cookie and Show talk about knowing what you're talking about.
Big Show: That's right, Cookie. You see, kids, if you want to try to pick a fight, or to come back by talking trash, you have to know what you're talking about. Otherwise, you have no CREDIBILITY. Can you say "Credibility?" That means that...well, let's take a look at our good friend, Webster's Dictionary! It's a great way to find out what a word means. Here we go, kids! It means:
*Camera shows a page of the dictionary with the word and definition of Credibility highlighted.*
(voice of Big Show): 1 : the quality or power of inspiring belief 2 : capacity for belief
*Camera back to Big Show.*
Big Show: Now, back to what I was talking about before, knowing what you're talking about! You see, kids, some people like to talk smack about people, yet say things that don't make sense. Now, would you take that person seriously? OF COURSE NOT! For example, earlier this week, Undertaker talked smack about me because I backed out of a deal. Now, why would I back out of this deal? Well, how would you like me if I was friends with a guy who hits Cookie Monsters with shovels? I don't think you would. So, here's a little clip of what this bad man had to say:
*An audio clip is played as Big Show mouths the words mockingly. Undertaker's voice is heard.*
Opportunity, Wight.
Cookie Monster: Stop tape for minute. Undertaker not even get Show's name right! First step, kids, is to know who you talkin to. Continue...
That title I gave to you at Rampage can be taken away just as easily.
Big Show: Who gave it to me? I earned my title, just like I earned my victories in my defense of the title, with or without anyone's help. I won the title in a TOURNAMENT, which apparently, you can't even survive one round. Even with a TAG TEAM PARTNER. And, don't even blame Mortis for the loss, because you walked right into an Edgecution and got pinned by a guy like Edge. It can be taken away? IQ's not going to take anything away from me! I haven't done anything to piss him off. The only way the title finds itself around another person's waist is if someone proves their worth and takes it from me. And, so far, Taker, you're not worthy of a shot. Which brings us to the next and final clip...
...that title really doesn't mean a whole lot to me. I had very low expectations for you...but I thought that maybe if you had the right guidance...you would be able to be something.
Big Show: Wow. Why would you EVER want to recuit me if you thought nothing of me? Oh wait, because you are stupid. But, see, I could actually see why you would want to recruit me. I am currently the Extreme Champion. You say that title is meaningless, but it represents dominance in the grittiest and nastiest matches you can think of. It's no small feat. I am 7 feet tall, 500 pounds. I have the right guidance, my friend Cookie Monster gives me that guidance. And it looks like I AM able to be something. I'm a champion, unlike someone named Undertaker. Heck, his stooge Mortis has a Title, but the master does not. In conclusion, Undertaker is someone with NO credibility, and I am happy I am not part of his little evil group.
Cookie Monster: Well, that's all the time we have for today. (to Show) Show, you could be a good lawyer!
