*An alleyway, darkened by night. We see trash bags and old newspapers blowing in the wind. Suddenly, a shadowy figure dashes across screen, leaving the viewer wondering what that possibly could have been. Swiftly it returns, this time halting before the screen. The figure is Chavoman, Defender of the Innocent, and his loyal friend, The Horse Wonder Epep. Standing tall before the screen, they speak.*
Chavoman: So, Citizens Edge and Christian are next in the JLAP's path to tag team glory? Excellent, I enjoy a good challenge! We have seen you in action before, Canadian wrestlers, and we have faced you. In faced, we have even defeated you before. Do you remember that? We have taken the titles fron you before. And yet you taunt us. You want to right us off as weak.
Do you know why? Let Epep inform you.
Epep: .....
Chavoman: Exactly! You fear us and our ability to stop your utter EVILNESS! Don't you see? You know your own evil ways, and you know we come to destroy the evilness, leaving a much-better pair of blonde brothers that aren't evil. Hence the evil destruction, you see. In fact, your own name shows this: The Suicide Blondes. When evil fights goodness, it is suicidal for evil!
Dare you try to challenge the Just-Us League of Avenging People? You will soon see the error of your ways, Citizens Edge and Christian. You will learn that we are here not to hurt you, but to teach you that it's just not nice to go around being all cocky and denying that people have super powers. You will learn that the Dynamic Duo of Iron-Stevie and Chavoman are to be respected and loved by good and feared by evil. And you will see the problems in your own actions and strive to CHANGE them. Or else we'll beat you. Beat you, like, really bad. And we won't even buy the book.
Lastly, I have caught word that I, Chavoman, Defender of the Innocent, am in line to face the good General Jeffrey Jarrett, who teaches children excellent morals on his show, in his last Iron Man Defense. Good General, I wish you nor mean you no harm. Should you beat me, I wish you much luck in your World title shot against the fiendish Eddy Guerrero.
But will you get the shot? I SAY THEE NAY! For you see, I wish to hold that title. I wish to grab it and say, "Look, I am the Iron Man Champion." I wish to hold that title...FOR JUST-US! As such, I must defeat you, in the ring, fair and square, on Rampage.
Epep: .....
Chavoman: Indeed, Epep, indeed.
*Chavoman looks straight to the camera.*
Chavoman: Edge, Christian, Jarrett, at Rampage...JUST-US WILL PREVAIL! TO THE CHAVOMOBILE!
*Chavoman hops on the Chavomobile (a scooter) with Epep and rolls into the dark of night...*
