Theme music and ring attire...the most important things in wrestling
Posted by: The H-Bomb Horace Hogan on 01/27/2003 at 02:43
*Fade into Eric Bishoffs office once again, Eric is at his desk in a black T-shirt and black jeans. Black boots as well. Horace is sitting on the floor in front of the Flatscreen playing what looks to be Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. He is wearing read jogging pants and a sky blue T-shirt. Horace seems to be visibly upset as Eric changing CD's in and out of the mini boombox on his desk*
Eric: So how bout this one Horace?
*Guns N'Roses Its so easy plays and Horace makes a face*
Horace: Dunno G Money. The H-Bomb isnt really all about that.
*Horace turns back around to face his game to see that he is being beaten down by a group of cops on the game*
Horace: Chill brah. Use your inside voice. Dont need to be dropping no H-bombs in side ya know? Ya know? Eric? Buddy? Ya listening?
*Horace turns back around to see that Eric has put in another tape and obviously hasnt been listening since he yelled*
Eric: *Paying no attention what-so-ever*:Yeah Horace. Your doin great. Just keep on stealing those cars.
Horace: *Alarmed* Stealing?!?!?!? Im stealing these cars? Its no wonder the officers of the law are after me. Stealing is wrong Eric if I'd of known this Grand Theft Auto game had anything to do with that I wouldnt of bought it. Knew I should of gone with Sponge Bob Square Pants Revenge of the Flying Dutchman. Stealing is not cool.
Eric:*Looking at Horace in utter disbelief*: No way. It is impossible for a human being to be as stupid as you are. The game is called Grand. Theft. Auto. YOU STEAL CARS IN IT!!!! IDIOT!
Horace: *In high pitched voice* :Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Come on Mr. Grumpus. We'll go to the IHOP and get some smiley face pancakes with whipped cream and cherries and
*H-Bomb is cut off because he is hit with a paper weight Eric hurled with all his strength*
Horace: OUCH! That was not cool Eric. H-Bomb dont like to be played that way boooyee.
Eric:*laughing* Yea...it was funny when I hit you with the paper weight..heh heh.
Horace:*laughing* Yeah. It was kinda funny. heh heh.
