EZE gets a visitor
Posted by: Horace Hogan on 01/25/2003 at 02:21
*Fade into a large office, enormus to be exact and there at the desk with his feet kicked up leaned back in his chair drinking some drink that almost qualifies as coffee is Eric Bishoff. Clad in blue jeans and a black T-shirt he flips through the channels on the flat screen TV in front of him*
Bish: Ah what a fine day to be alive. Nothing could go wrong today.
*Just then the secratary buzzes him from outside his office.*
S: Mr. Bishoff? Someone here to see you.
Bish: Who is it?
S: A Mr. Hogan.
Bish: Ah great. Hollywood has come for a visit. We can discuss how we held the macho man down. Those were the best times eve...
*Bishoff's mouth drops to the floor and the camera turns around to see Horace Hogan.*
H-Bomb: Sup G Money?
Bish: *sighs and shakes head* Hello Horace *shudders*
H-Bomb: You ready Eric? I said ARE YOU READY??
Bish:Dont yell in my office seeing your mouth open that wide offends me as a human being.
H-Bomb:Thats cold Eric. Thats just Cold. And here I was going to offer you a chance to be my manager.
Bish: *Laughs without control* Oh god I knew this was going to be a good day.
H-Bomb:(as if to add to his last thought) In the F...T...R
Bish: Whats up with that pause in the middle of FTR?
H-Bomb: For effect yo. Im workin on the mic skills.
Bish:Cant say I blame you. So the FTR? What did they need a janitor or something? Carrying someones bags?
H-Bomb: Nah G Money its nothing like that.
Bish: Dont call me that.
H-Bomb: Cool top dog.
Bish: Jesus.
H-Bomb: Ah I dont think the good lord would like it if I called you that.
Bish: No I didnt mean that I just meant well you know what I mean.
H-Bomb: Dont tell it to me brah. Your the one going to hell.
Bish: Im not going to hell!
H-Bomb: *looking up * Dont know about this one.
Bish: Stop that! Weirdo. Anyway look if you give me a commision of your earnings in the FTR say 87 percent I'll manage you.
H-Bomb: Psssh. Damn homie you must think Im lame.
Bish: Well as a matter of fact....
H-Bomb: You get 90 percent of my income and thats that.
Bish: Your much to business savy for the likes of me Horace. I agree.
H-bomb: Good now lets go get my Theme music and in ring attire ready. Oh yeah. H-Bomb style.
Bish: What?
H-Bomb: H-bomb style I'm thinking about it for a catch phrase.
Bish: No.
H-Bomb: Fine we'll kick it around for a while and then decide.
Bish: No.
H-Bomb: Ok fine G money. We'll find another one. One thats more H-bomb style!
