SUCKKAAAAAAAAA"S
Posted by: Booker T on 11/25/2002 at 13:42
Booker T sits at home playing with his New Powermac dual 1Ghz computer. He Has been marveling at the Video editing features that it includes He's spent the better part of this week making something special… He has decided to show his masterpiece to a few friends and allowed us to watch and perhaps learn. The eye of the Camera opens to a small Darkened theatre. The theatre is mostly empty except for a few select souls looking at the Darkened screen
the Screen Jumps to action colors fly onto the screen
Voice: Danger lies around every turn (a silhouette dances in the shadow)., his every move is watched for he is Hunted ( the silhouette rounds a corner as another figure comes into the scene0 … He is a man on a mission with nothing to stop him save his own fear. But has he any? This man has done extraordinary things the First footage blasts onto the screen in glaring and vivid color as The space shuttle lands on the moon and a man walks ever so slowly onto the moon's surface the screen flashes to Booker T’s face beneath the space helmet
Muffled Voice: SUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!
VOICE: This man has been to the ends of the earth and back again... In rome he was their savior cut to the ceiling of the Sistine chapel as a man hangs suspended only from two piece’s of rope he appears to be repainting the ceiling we zoom in to the man’s face and then we see it to be once again Booker T
Booker: POLLLLLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
A Subtitle shows up on the screen (Sucka in Italian for those who don’t know) Voice: In Espanola, He made an entire nation of women scream
the scene switches to a flamenco dancing scene, Dancers are gyrating and stomping there feet to the music when the Camera pans over to one dancer dramatically Entering the Scene with a single rose in his mouth he looks to the camera and Yells
a Subtitle Comes up (Sucka in Spanish in case you didn’t know)
the scene yet again switches to a beautiful mountaintop and several children run by wearing green and white Flowery jumpsuits Singing Doe a deer a female deer ray in the background AS the camera pans the faces it becomes clear that the two oldest males are Kurt Angle and the Big show and the youngest female’s face Is that of Golddust.
Booker(dressed as the father from the sound of music): the Von trap family singers SSSSSSSSAAAAAAUUUUGGGGEEEERRRR!!! again a subtitle comes up (sucka in German)
finally a rapid collage comes up of Booker T in various positions of victory pinning Gold dust, Pinning Angle, Delivering the Harlem sidekick to the Big Show, Doing the Spinaroonie in various places and positions throughout his career. And finally as the music hits it’s crescendo there stands Booker T Hands raised in Victory, in front of a Dragon who rears up and shoots a stream of fire into the Camera.
Booker walks out and takes a bow as we fade to Black
