Cole (with NEW TAG TEAM) interviews Big Show (Stevie, Fatal Army)
Posted by: Big Show on 01/23/2003 at 10:37
*After yet another riveting episode of Sesame Street, Big Show and Cookie Monster are backstage (meaning at their home). Michael Cole rings the doorbell, Cookie answers. It's a rainy day, so Cole is let in.*
Michael Cole: Big Show, before we begin, the only reason I'm here is to do my job. I would like to let you know that my good friends are outside, a new tag team coming to FTR at Genesis. We all know how good you are against tag teams by yourself, and these guys are nuts. If anything funny is goes on here, they'll be here.
Big Show: Cole, we have no problem with you. Just long as you don't say anything stupid like last time, and the time before that, and the time-
Cookie Monster: That's good, Show. Have cookie! (gives him a cookie)
Cole: Now, Show, Iron-Stevie has issued a challenge to you for Rampage. It's a no-pinfall, escape-only CAGE match! Do you accept the challenge, and what are your thoughts on the match?
Cookie Monster: Of course Show accept! Show don't back down from challenge!
Big Show: That's right, Cookie. Stevie, you think a cage match will help you defeat me? You think your speed will be your way out of the cage? What makes you think that you'll be moving at all when I'm finished with you?
Cookie Monster: That good comeback, Show! Have cookie! (gives him another cookie). You think Show and Cookie stupid? What make you think what you do is good? Cookie don't see you hosting Sesame Street. Cookie and Show help and entertain children. What JLAP do for children?
Cole: Well, what do you think about Stevie's stipulation: if you lose, you have to spend a day with the JLAP!
Big Show: Whatever challenges and stipulations Stevie wants to make is fine with me. It won't matter what they are because one-on-one, you can't stop me. So I accept Stevie's stipulation, whatever he needs to have the guts to fight me.
*Cookie Monster whispers something in his ear.*
Big Show: That's a good idea, Cookie! Have a cookie for yourself! Stevie, let's up the stakes. If I win, you, Chavoman, and especially the lovely Lita, I mean, Scar-Lita Witch, have to be our special guest on our show, Sesame Street, the day after Rampage. Scar-Lita Witch? Last time I checked, witches are evil.
Cole: I also want to hear your thoughts on IQ, I mean, Smart Guy Dudley, I mean...well, whatever his name is, making the tag team match consisting of the champions of FTR. You are teaming with the IC Champion Booker T and you're facing two members of the Fatal Army, US Champion Mortis and the WORLD Champion, Eddie Guerrero.
Big Show: I love the idea. As you know, Cole, I almost joined the Fatal Army at Rampage. But Undertaker hit my best friend and cookie supplier, Cookie Monster, with a shovel. Why he did that, I don't know, but friends have their friends' backs. I thought I would have fit in perfectly with the Fatal Army, but I guess Cookie didn't. It's not all about what's good for me, it's what's good for me AND Cookie. Not only do I get to beat the crap out of two members of the Fatal Army, but I also get a chance to fight men with titles I will be eventually taking.
Cookie Monster: That right, Show. Show already dominant force in FTR, but when Show face big boys, Show make name for himself and show world just how dominant he can be.
*Cookie and Show have a Dr. Evil like maniacal laugh as the camera fades to black.*
