Teaching Good to The Evil (Big Show, E&C)
Posted by: Iron-Stevie on 01/22/2003 at 22:52
(One again we are in the Hall of Just-Us. Iron-Stevie is busy talking to Chavoman on the Chavo-phone. Unfortunately for us, the Chavo-phone uses such high technology for encryption and privacy, that the FTR TV Crew was unable to find a way to tap the line. OK, they really didn't bother to try.)
Iron-Stevie: Think about it Chavoman. We defeat Edge and Christian, and then we're one match away from a match for the Tag Team Titles. We could win back the titles and once again bring Just-Us to the FTR!
(Iron-Stevie pauses and listens to the other end of the conversation for a bit.)
Iron-Stevie: I know! Isn't it great! You could win the title that I made famous! A match against The General! And such an important one too! Good luck with that my super-friend!
(Iron-Stevie gives a thumbs up to the phone, but of course, Chavoman can't see that.)
Iron-Stevie: Yes, but we do need to take care of our other business. We were successful as a team where we failed on our own. We defeated The Big Show. But you know, I came to realize something. The Big Show isn't evil.
(Chavoman apparently asks a question on the other end of the line.)
Iron-Stevie: No, Cookie Monster isn't evil either. They are just stupid. They think what they are doing is good. What we need to do is invite The Big Show to spend a day with us, so we can show him and Cookie Monster what true Just-Us is all about.
(Iron-Stevie listens to Chavoman and nods his head.)
Iron-Stevie: You're absolutely right Chavoman. Big Show and Cookie Monster probably wouldn't spend a day with us on their own...but I have an idea. I'm going to challenge The Big Show to a match at Rampage. A cage match. No pinfalls, only way to win is to escape the cage. If I win, then The Big Show and Cookie Monster have to spend a day with The Just-Us League of Avenging People.
(Chavoman asks another question apparently)
Iron-Stevie: Why a cage match?
(Ahh! That's what Chavoman asked!)
Iron-Stevie: Simple...I need a match where I have an advantage. I'm pretty sure my super-speed will help me get away from The Big Show and escape the cage before he can! Well, until next time, friend! For Truth! For Just-Us! FOR THE WRESTLING WAY!
