Chris Jericho heads to Mexico looking for Rey Mysterio Jr's family (Rey JR read)
Posted by: Chris Jericho w/ Ralphus on 04/12/2003 at 02:19
*As the camera fades in Chris Jericho walks out the limo with Ralphus not that far behind. Jericho looks upset as he walks into Mexico City. Chris has on a black Jericholiocs shirt on, with some black slick and shinny looking pants on. Ralphus have on a white shirt on that don't fit him, and a very tight pair of black jeans on. Chris Jericho and Ralphus are walking down the street in Mexico City. The camera man following them down the street, as Jericho is searching for anyone who knows Rey Mysterio JR or any of his crazy family members. *
Chris Jericho: Now if I was a Mexican wrestler who needs all the help I could get where would I go?
Ralphus: Boss, I think a gym?
Chris Jericho: Now, do you ever let me think? You sometimes make me think you don't have a brain, like in Wizard of OZ you tin can.
Ralphus: Sorry boss, I must have lost my mind.
Chris Jericho: OK, Tin can, now let's get going, we need to find Rey's cousin's uncle.
*Then Chris Jericho and Ralphus walk into a Gym that has some Mexican Wrestlers in it. *
Chris Jericho: Is this the Great country of Mexico has to offer? I mean we have greats in the FTR, why so little no talent hacks in this country.
Ralphus: Well, boss we aren't in Canada.
Chris Jericho: What gave you that idea? The heat should have told you that an idiot. Also, another hints should have been the no talent hacks in this gym. The only thing good I see in that ring is Ultimo Dragon. I see guys like La Parka in that ring, which is a joke. Look at the greats that have come out of Canada. You have guys like Chris Benoit, Bret Hart the late Owen Hart. You see the current FTR wrestlers such as Edge and Christian my running mates. But then there are guys that made wrong choices after leaving Canada, like Lance Storm. He had some good talent, but choose to go with that no talent reject like Shane Douglas. I mean, does that guy have any skills, He can't speak the microphone and god knows he can't wrestle. So the great question is why? But that will be answered on another day.
Ralphus: You have to say Lance and you were good.
Chris Jericho: Were you not listening I said another day, an idiotic fool. Now back to Rey Mysterio jr. he has got to have his family around here somewhere.
*then someone from the gym walks up to Chris Jericho and Ralphus. *
GYM Guy: Can I help you?
Chris Jericho: Well maybe, do you know Rey Mysterio jr.?
A gym guy: Name sounds familiar . . .
Guy in the background: His dad lives in this town somewhere.
Chris Jericho: Interesting, you know where.
Guy in Background: No . . .
Chris Jericho: That doesn't help me. I can't believe that I Chris Jericho would even walk into a piece of dump like this gym.
*They look pissed off as Ralphus and Jericho walk out of the gym.*
Chris Jericho: remind me why I went into that place again.
Ralphus: (opens his mouth)
Chris Jericho: Too slow . . .
*Ralphus looks at him*
Chris Jericho: God, can I be in a bigger dump than this. You see white trash hoodlums everywhere. I wonder where The Mysterio's live.
Ralphus: There is a city hall or something that looks like it.
Chris Jericho: Ralphus, I can't believe it you actually have a small brain.
Ralphus: Thanks, I think.
Chris Jericho: No, don't do that it might hurt.
*Then Chris Jericho and Ralphus head to the building that looks like a city hall or a headquarters. *
Chris Jericho: Can I have some information on a resident, Rey Mysterio JR or Rey Mysterio SR?
Clerk: I am sorry I can't give you that information. There is a phone book over there in that phone booth.
Chris Jericho: Fine, make me look it up.
Ralphus: Boss, I will do it.
Chris Jericho: Then I will be standing here for hours. Let me do it.
*Then Chris Jericho looks and fines his name. He rips out the page and walks out of the building*
Chris Jericho: I found it. They have to deal with some good ole fashion Canadian fun.
Ralphus: Ok boss.
Chris Jericho: Ralphus, you will agree to anything, so Rey Mysterio JR will have some good fun coming to his family when the day is done. *looking at his cell phone* I need to make a call to FTR Headquarters.
*Then you see Chris Jericho talking to someone at FTR Headquarters as Ralphus follows him to the limo to help him in, as the camera fades to black you see Jericho talking and smiling as the limo drives off. Everyone is wondering will Jericho find Rey Mysterio jr.'s family or not. Until next time, this a broadcast of Jericho Live. *
